(Note : Thanks to Tiger, Samantha and *Evil grin* JONATHAN for some of the
funny ideas used in this text By the way, I'm someone who has been
playing DII for about a year now. Please review! Without any further delay,
let's begin!)
*In the lobby of Diablo II, Lord of Destruction*
Necromancer: My dear group, I have good news to announce! I just got level 30 and the skill bone spirit.
Barbarian: What? Use simple words!
Necromancer: He sighed. Me got level three-zero, me bone spirit your ass.
Barbarian: ... He glared at the necromancer. In next game, me hostile you and whirlwind you! me level... level... me don't know numbers!
Sorceress: Let me help you, level 32...
Barbarian: ...
Paladin: Stop the fighting or else I will challenge you in order to stop it!
Sorceress: Didn't you just say you didn't want fighting?
Paladin: I fight for others! I will fight to stop them. I want peace in this world! The power of holy---
The necromancer took tape and taped his mouth.
Necromancer: Phew, I felt like in a fairy tale...
Amazon: Happy endings forever! Hehehe, by the way, I'm maybe blonde but the barbarian is simply stupid.
Barbarian: ARGH! RAH!
Druid: He howled. Erm, excuse me but my animal instincts are taking over me...
Everybody moved away from the Druid.
Necromancer: Last time the Druid transformed in his wolf form, he humped my poor skeletons...
Druid: It's not my fault!
Paladin: You have to excuse the poor defenceless man, it really ISN'T his fault!
Assassin: I think we should get going, I wanna kill something! Blood! Blood!
Amazon: Ok, so we're only level 30 to 40 but we already killed Baal in normal mode. On to the nightmare difficulty! We will have to stay close not to get killed!
Sorceress: Ok all! Join the game 'Diablo 2 Adventurers!'
Everybody joined but the Barbarian and the Bmazon.
**5 minutes later**
Druid:Well, where are they? I'm tired of waiting!
Barbarian has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Amazon has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Assassin:Where were you guys?
Amazon: I'll tell you exactly!:
'Barbarian: No problem... Stay close! He moved closer to the Amazon. Smmmmooooootttttthhhhh....
Amazon: Hey! Don't touch that! *SMACKS*
Barbarian: Uh? What's this new hole for?
Amazon: It's for my spear to get through your foot!'
Everybody looked at each other quietly.
Druid: Let's go, quest one is the Den of Evil!
Paladin: I don't even like the name...
Necromancer: No! Sounds like music to my ears!
Sorceress: Well, anyway let's go!
They headed out of Rogues Encampment and entered the Den of Evil.
Paladin: This dark cave is filled with demons and their summons... The smell of rot already fills my lungs and the fear of death awaits at each of our further steps...
Sorceress: To be honest, this place creeps me out too...
Barbarian: Place dark and cold... Skin feels like sandpaper...
Amazon: All this slime everywhere and dirt and squeletons! Gross!
Assassin: Even my beloved Shadow summon seems less corrupted and threatening than this place!
The druid transformed in his bear form.
Druid: I wouldn't hibernate in a place like this!
Necromancer: Do you think they rent?
Everybody: ...
The started cleaning the Den of Evil and a bright light filled it.
Paladin: Holy triumphs once more! The Rogues will be free to come here once more---
Necromancer: Didn't I tape his mouth earlier?!
He cast a tp to go back to town.
Necromancer has expressed hostility toward Paladin.
He went back in the Den, ready to attack.
Paladin: No! Let's not fight here, if someone dies, we will lose experience!
Shadow Knight joined our world.Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Barbarian: Who's that?
Druid: Hey! You're no Diablo character, what are you doing here?
Shadow Knight: Well, I'm the creator of this...
Paladin: Holy! That's a goddess! Creator of all!
Shadow Knight: Erm no, I'm just an author. She sweatdropped. Guys I just wanted to tell you that in this, there will be no experience loss even in nightmare difficulty because it wouldn't make sense.
Necromancer was slained by Paladin.
Necromancer: Why did you kill me?! I wasn't even ready!
Paladin: Well, she said there was no experience loss and you hostiled me so your evil! I fight for the good!
Sorceress: Get your corspe and let's continue!
Shadow Knight has left our world.Diablo's minions weaken.
Assassin: Next quest, Blood Raven!
*In the lobby of Diablo II, Lord of Destruction*
Necromancer: My dear group, I have good news to announce! I just got level 30 and the skill bone spirit.
Barbarian: What? Use simple words!
Necromancer: He sighed. Me got level three-zero, me bone spirit your ass.
Barbarian: ... He glared at the necromancer. In next game, me hostile you and whirlwind you! me level... level... me don't know numbers!
Sorceress: Let me help you, level 32...
Barbarian: ...
Paladin: Stop the fighting or else I will challenge you in order to stop it!
Sorceress: Didn't you just say you didn't want fighting?
Paladin: I fight for others! I will fight to stop them. I want peace in this world! The power of holy---
The necromancer took tape and taped his mouth.
Necromancer: Phew, I felt like in a fairy tale...
Amazon: Happy endings forever! Hehehe, by the way, I'm maybe blonde but the barbarian is simply stupid.
Barbarian: ARGH! RAH!
Druid: He howled. Erm, excuse me but my animal instincts are taking over me...
Everybody moved away from the Druid.
Necromancer: Last time the Druid transformed in his wolf form, he humped my poor skeletons...
Druid: It's not my fault!
Paladin: You have to excuse the poor defenceless man, it really ISN'T his fault!
Assassin: I think we should get going, I wanna kill something! Blood! Blood!
Amazon: Ok, so we're only level 30 to 40 but we already killed Baal in normal mode. On to the nightmare difficulty! We will have to stay close not to get killed!
Sorceress: Ok all! Join the game 'Diablo 2 Adventurers!'
Everybody joined but the Barbarian and the Bmazon.
**5 minutes later**
Druid:Well, where are they? I'm tired of waiting!
Barbarian has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Amazon has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Assassin:Where were you guys?
Amazon: I'll tell you exactly!:
'Barbarian: No problem... Stay close! He moved closer to the Amazon. Smmmmooooootttttthhhhh....
Amazon: Hey! Don't touch that! *SMACKS*
Barbarian: Uh? What's this new hole for?
Amazon: It's for my spear to get through your foot!'
Everybody looked at each other quietly.
Druid: Let's go, quest one is the Den of Evil!
Paladin: I don't even like the name...
Necromancer: No! Sounds like music to my ears!
Sorceress: Well, anyway let's go!
They headed out of Rogues Encampment and entered the Den of Evil.
Paladin: This dark cave is filled with demons and their summons... The smell of rot already fills my lungs and the fear of death awaits at each of our further steps...
Sorceress: To be honest, this place creeps me out too...
Barbarian: Place dark and cold... Skin feels like sandpaper...
Amazon: All this slime everywhere and dirt and squeletons! Gross!
Assassin: Even my beloved Shadow summon seems less corrupted and threatening than this place!
The druid transformed in his bear form.
Druid: I wouldn't hibernate in a place like this!
Necromancer: Do you think they rent?
Everybody: ...
The started cleaning the Den of Evil and a bright light filled it.
Paladin: Holy triumphs once more! The Rogues will be free to come here once more---
Necromancer: Didn't I tape his mouth earlier?!
He cast a tp to go back to town.
Necromancer has expressed hostility toward Paladin.
He went back in the Den, ready to attack.
Paladin: No! Let's not fight here, if someone dies, we will lose experience!
Shadow Knight joined our world.Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Barbarian: Who's that?
Druid: Hey! You're no Diablo character, what are you doing here?
Shadow Knight: Well, I'm the creator of this...
Paladin: Holy! That's a goddess! Creator of all!
Shadow Knight: Erm no, I'm just an author. She sweatdropped. Guys I just wanted to tell you that in this, there will be no experience loss even in nightmare difficulty because it wouldn't make sense.
Necromancer was slained by Paladin.
Necromancer: Why did you kill me?! I wasn't even ready!
Paladin: Well, she said there was no experience loss and you hostiled me so your evil! I fight for the good!
Sorceress: Get your corspe and let's continue!
Shadow Knight has left our world.Diablo's minions weaken.
Assassin: Next quest, Blood Raven!