I just watched Matched. AHHHHH! CYBORG! NOOOOOOOOO!
InvisibleVoice: I think we want to virtually kill him for ruining almost EVERY BBxRAE MOMENT!
So here is a collection of the top five worst times Cyborg has ever ruined one of their moments. Here it is!
Cyborg, You Idiot
5. At the Ice Rink
It was the annual Jump City Titan skate-a-thon. Citizens dressed up as their favourite Titan and skated to raise money for a local charity, the Jump City Puppy Saving Foundation. At the end of night there was a couple's skate, where everyone skated with a partner. Of course, the Titans had to come.
All of them.
Including Cyborg.
"Alright, we're going to wrap this up for the night with the couple's skate!" The announcer cleared his throat. "Grab your partner, everyone!"
Beast Boy shyly reached for Raven's hand, whispering, "Um… care to dance?"
Raven blushed, but before she could reply, Cyborg grabbed the changeling's hand, smirking. "Of course!" he tittered in a falsetto, whirling onto the rink.
Raven stared, open mouthed. So close.
4. Movie Night
Starfire shrieked, jumping into Robin's lap. "GET IT AWAY!"
Beast Boy shrieked equally high, jumping for Raven… and landing on Cyborg, who had dragged Raven out of the way by her hood. "Don't worry, Beast Boy. Everything's great!"
If looks could kill, Cyborg would be dead.
Twice.
3. In Tokyo
Raven folded up her menu. "私は緑茶があるでしょう。"
They were having lunch together, just the two of them. Well, Cyborg was there, but he didn't count.
Beast Boy fumbled his words. "Uh… t-tofu? To-Fu. Tofu." He made a boxy motion with his hands.
Cyborg grinned. "I'll translate for you, buddy. Say this. クイック私の顔をパンチ！"
"Um… クイック私の顔をパンチ！"
The waiter shrugged, then punched Beast Boy in the face.
Needless to say, a trip to the emergency room was not a relaxing date.
2. Their First Date.
Beast Boy sighed, leaning over the table. "I really like you, Raven."
Raven blushed. "Um… I like you too?"
A lamp exploded, but they didn't notice, as Cyborg had popped up with a massive camera, snapping a photo. "Daaaaaaang, guys. You're hot!"
Beast Boy stood up, the moment gone. "Let's go Raven."
Raven did indeed go, but not before she dumped Beast Boy's soy taco on Cyborg's head.
1. Their Wedding
"You may now kiss the bride!"
Raven leaned forwards, just as the chapel doors bust open.
"Hey guys! Guess what!" Cyborg ginned. "TERRA'S BACK!"
Beast Boy yelped, while Raven growled, shutting the door in his face. Turning back to Beast Boy, she smiled. "Now where were we?"
I was a joyous wedding. And, obviously, Cyborg did not get any cake.
Soooo… this is a reverse birthday present for you all. I JUST TURNED 16! YAYS!
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