Disclaimer: You know the drill, none of the FF9 character's body's or
mind's belong to me, although the latter is so much fun to toy with ;)
Author's Note: Read and Review please...and if you have time, check out my other FF9 fic.
The Final Fantasy 9 Radio Show
Narrator: Good morning listeners! Welcome to our morning broadcast of FFIX. We've got a lot in store for you today folks, so let's get started and welcome our first guest, Miss Eiko Carol!
Eiko: Hi.
Narrator: Tell us about life after saving the world, Eiko.
Eiko: Well, do ya really wanna know?
Narrator: Sure!
Eiko: No, do you REALLY wanna know?
Narrator: Yes, Eiko we REALLY wanna know.
Eiko: No, but do you REEEEEEEEEEEALLY wanna know? I mean really?
Narrator: ::::pulling hair out:::: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eiko: Ok. Nothing much.
Narrator: Um..ok? Well, anyways, let's welcome yet another of the group that saved the world to the show. Vivi Ornitier, would you come on down here?
*bump*BANG*ksjdkljdklajkldfgldfgdflkgj&*
Narrator: Uh....is everything okay back there?
Vivi: ::::rubbing his backside:::: Y-y-yea...S-s-sorry...I-i-i K-k-kinda F- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fell down.
Narrator: Oh..well are you okay?
Vivi: y-y-y-y-yea..Hi Eiko.
Eiko: Hi Vivi **WINK WINK**
Narrator: I sense some sparks between you two.
Eiko: ::::glaring at him:::: That's sick, why should I like HIM??
Vivi: ::::confused:::: Hey...b-b-but y-y-you s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-said....
Eiko: SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vivi: Oh...s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry.
Narrator: ::::somewhat disturbed now:::: Um..riiiiight......Well seems we have another guest, no wait, two more!! Let's welcome Princess Garnet, and her beloved Zidane.
Zidane: Get off me bitch!
Garnet: Uh! Zidane! I thought you loved me!
Zidane: Umm...have you been talking to Dr. Tater Tot again...just because he keeps giving you all that love advice mumbo-jumbo..doesn't means I still love you...
Garnet: ::::crosses arms over chest and glares at him:::: Yea, but what about last night??
Zidane: Well, did you ever stop to think that maybe I was only with ya for the pa-woo-woo?
Garnet: ::::confused:::: Eh?!?
Narrator: Well...how's married life for you two?
Eiko: Oh, well Vivi and I have had our ups and downs..but..I think it's going pretty well.
Narrator: Um, I meant the Princess and Zidane.
Vivi ::::elbows Eiko in her rib::::
Eiko: ::::yelling:::: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Vivi: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry!
Eiko ::::glares at Vivi::::
Zidane: Since when have you two been riding the hobby horse?
Vivi: E-e-e-h?
Garnet: ::::smacks Zidane in the back of the head::::
Zidane: What the? Don't you ever put your hands on me bitch! Except when I tell you too.
Garnet: Well...ex-ca-uuuuuuuuuuse me!
Zidane: dkfjkldfjsdfjsdklfjsdkljf
Garnet: sdfklfjkfjksfklsdjfsjfklsdjklsdjf
Vivi and Eiko: Shut up! S-s-s-s-s-s-s-h-h-h-ut-u-u-p-p-p-p!!
Narrator: Right, well..that's all for today folks. Tomorrow we'll have the infamous Kuja and Garland on the show, along with Freya and Sir Fratley.
Author's Note: Read and Review please...and if you have time, check out my other FF9 fic.
The Final Fantasy 9 Radio Show
Narrator: Good morning listeners! Welcome to our morning broadcast of FFIX. We've got a lot in store for you today folks, so let's get started and welcome our first guest, Miss Eiko Carol!
Eiko: Hi.
Narrator: Tell us about life after saving the world, Eiko.
Eiko: Well, do ya really wanna know?
Narrator: Sure!
Eiko: No, do you REALLY wanna know?
Narrator: Yes, Eiko we REALLY wanna know.
Eiko: No, but do you REEEEEEEEEEEALLY wanna know? I mean really?
Narrator: ::::pulling hair out:::: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eiko: Ok. Nothing much.
Narrator: Um..ok? Well, anyways, let's welcome yet another of the group that saved the world to the show. Vivi Ornitier, would you come on down here?
*bump*BANG*ksjdkljdklajkldfgldfgdflkgj&*
Narrator: Uh....is everything okay back there?
Vivi: ::::rubbing his backside:::: Y-y-yea...S-s-sorry...I-i-i K-k-kinda F- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fell down.
Narrator: Oh..well are you okay?
Vivi: y-y-y-y-yea..Hi Eiko.
Eiko: Hi Vivi **WINK WINK**
Narrator: I sense some sparks between you two.
Eiko: ::::glaring at him:::: That's sick, why should I like HIM??
Vivi: ::::confused:::: Hey...b-b-but y-y-you s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-said....
Eiko: SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vivi: Oh...s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry.
Narrator: ::::somewhat disturbed now:::: Um..riiiiight......Well seems we have another guest, no wait, two more!! Let's welcome Princess Garnet, and her beloved Zidane.
Zidane: Get off me bitch!
Garnet: Uh! Zidane! I thought you loved me!
Zidane: Umm...have you been talking to Dr. Tater Tot again...just because he keeps giving you all that love advice mumbo-jumbo..doesn't means I still love you...
Garnet: ::::crosses arms over chest and glares at him:::: Yea, but what about last night??
Zidane: Well, did you ever stop to think that maybe I was only with ya for the pa-woo-woo?
Garnet: ::::confused:::: Eh?!?
Narrator: Well...how's married life for you two?
Eiko: Oh, well Vivi and I have had our ups and downs..but..I think it's going pretty well.
Narrator: Um, I meant the Princess and Zidane.
Vivi ::::elbows Eiko in her rib::::
Eiko: ::::yelling:::: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Vivi: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry!
Eiko ::::glares at Vivi::::
Zidane: Since when have you two been riding the hobby horse?
Vivi: E-e-e-h?
Garnet: ::::smacks Zidane in the back of the head::::
Zidane: What the? Don't you ever put your hands on me bitch! Except when I tell you too.
Garnet: Well...ex-ca-uuuuuuuuuuse me!
Zidane: dkfjkldfjsdfjsdklfjsdkljf
Garnet: sdfklfjkfjksfklsdjfsjfklsdjklsdjf
Vivi and Eiko: Shut up! S-s-s-s-s-s-s-h-h-h-ut-u-u-p-p-p-p!!
Narrator: Right, well..that's all for today folks. Tomorrow we'll have the infamous Kuja and Garland on the show, along with Freya and Sir Fratley.