I made this to cure my writers block, that's why this story sucks.

One day, Spongebob woke up. "Ahh, what a beautiful day!", he announced to Gary. Spongebob then hopped out of bed, already dressed, for he figured that if he was dressed when he woke up, then he would get to the Krusty Krab faster, or something. "Well, gotta go to work! I'll see you later!" Spongebob then went to work at his dead-end job that he loves so much.

Along the way, he saw Squidward. "Oh great, you saw me.", he mumbled.

Before he could run away from Spongebob however, "HIYA SQUIDWARD!", the very demons of hell screeched at him, in the form of a yellow sponge.

Realizing it was futile to try to run away from him, he made a defeated sigh of "Hello Spongebob.", hoping that those empty words would keep his eternal damnation at bay, but it didn't.

"ASSHAT!" Spongebob yelled out before he flung himself, ass first, onto Squidward's greasy fish head, a perfect fit! Spongebob does this every time he sees Squidward. But Squidward was ready to do something about it, so he told off Spongebob with a sawed-off. The sponge was propelled onto the ground, blood seeping out of his head, his laughter was going all out, like it was mocking him for not doing this sooner, and it was right.

Squidward then felt like he unlocked some kind of power that was inside of him all along, and he knew what he had to do; he was going to the Soul Society to become Captain of his own squadron, and kill stuff! So he took a bus to Mehecahn Bottom, which was located near Mexico.

Squidward knew spanish because it was an artistic language, and he won't have to talk to retarded American children, like Spongebob Dickpants. He then decided to go to all the raves in town, because that's what artists do. He lived there for 7390809213570913579321739207236902476364726276946764976974319871436946381946893578570828901461890758758051364863493478978943784139874369874389714389463178942614182749043674839176834916984768437389140649365237863786427823587536732465328372952389075627567836327865327653127523169 years, until he saw a face that he thought that he wouldn't have to see again, SPONGEBOB! Spongebob had his dick out and was raping some Japanese schoolgirls that he found.

"SPONGEBOB!?", Squidward screamed out shocked.

"Yes, it is I, Spongebob Dickpants. I have been killed by you and your sawed-off shotgun, but fear not! For I have returned as squad Captain!" they then both brandished their swords, they were going to kick each others asses!

They fought a glorious battle, and at the end, they were both barely alive! "Why are you still alive Spongebob!?" Squidward shouted out at his spongy nemesis.

"Because I taken over the Soul Society, which I turned into an Amusement Park, because it was boring!"

Patrick is at the Soul Society, yelling out "ICECREAM!" he then tackled Rukia, who was forced to be an ice cream vendor to avoid execution.

"Damn you Ichigo, damn you..." she thought to herself, if it wasn't for him and his stoner friends, she would be happily not existing, instead of being slobbered on by a starfish, of all things.

Spongebob was about to behead Squidward when he suddenly remembered his job at the Krusty Krab. "GOOD LAWD, I'M LATE!" he then ran away, full speed chanting 'I'm ready' over and over.

He finally arrived at the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs was waiting. "SPONGEBOB! YOU'RE LATE BY 7390809213570913579321739207236902476364726276946764976974319871436946381946893578570828901461890758758051364863493478978943784139874369874389714389463178942614182749043674839176834916984768437389140649365237863786427823587536732465328372952389075627567836327865327653127523169 YEARS!" he then gave Spongebob a spatula "Get to work!" Mr. Krabs ordered.

After a hard day's work, Spongebob then went home.

"Goodnight Gary." he said to the snail.

TO BE CONTINUED