Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King.

Author's Notes: READ THIS!!! This is going to be the only disclaimer/warning I put in this story. If you do not read this,you're own fault because I put it all big 'n pretty for ya. This is my first Shaman King fanfic. This will contain yaoi and a lime scene (or scenes, depends what kind of mood I'm in.) It will have humor and hopefully I don't stray too far from the characters real personalities. ; Sorry if they're OOC!! Also, uhm I don't really know where this fic fits into the show's plot, so I'm just gonna stick on the AU title and call you warned.

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"Rip, slip, brush, ahhh." Yoh looked at the little pad of minty goodness attached to his finger. "This is just as fun as they make it seem! I'm goin to show Ren!"

Yoh got up from the couch and made his way determinedly to the stairs. As he acended the steep staircase, he heard a catchy tune coming from Ren's closed door.

"Hmmm...that beat sounds familiar, but I can't quite place the song." Yoh said.

He braced himself and softly rapped on the door. After waiting a few seconds for an answer, he opened the door. Immediatedly, he recoganized the song pouring from the radio that layed in the corner of the room.

"-Thing about a'bein' a woman, is the perogative to have a little fun!"

Ren was in the middle of the room, naked save a pair of loose hanging red boxers, dancing along to the beat. Yoh gaped for a small while, then began to chuckle. Ren gasped and turned to face Yoh, his face beet red.

"W-what are you doing in here?" Ren stuttered.

"I came to see you of course! And I'm getting to see quite a lot of you." Yoh said, tilting his head and grinning. His eyes traveled up Ren's body, causing him to blush even darker.

"Haven't you heard of a thing called privacy?!?" Ren shouted, pulling a shirt over his head. He shot his worst glare at Yoh.

"I tried knocking, but you didn't hear so I just came in." Yoh said, scratching the back of his head.

"Well get out!" Ren shouted, throwing his shoe at Yoh's head. Yoh caught it easily, flashing a bright white grin.

"The whole reason I came here was to give you this." he said. He tossed a Crest Brush-up at Ren, then walked out. "Have fun!" he called, his voice fading as he walked down the stairs.

Ren looked at the small plastic pouch in his hands.

"Rip, slip, brush, ahhh."

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That's the end of the first chapter folks! Sorry it was so short, but it just seemed like it needed to end there. Next chapter coming soon!