A/N: "Everything I Learned From InuYasha" #14: People brought back from the dead have issues. Avoid them.
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InuYasha Zombies
All you need is a good look around
And you'll find "InuYasha" is abound
With characters now alive
Who would've else died
And some should've stayed in the ground.
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First and foremost is Kikyo
The great and powerful miko.
She's reanimated soil
Her soul's in turmoil
So she can be quite the creep-o.
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But Rin you just wanna huggle,
Her kindness is all abubble.
She's Sesshomaru's minion,
But in Jaken's opinion,
"The brat ain't worth the trouble."
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Ah, and dear Jaken we'll not forget,
On his death fans would bet.
But Tenseiga saved him
By fortuitous whim.
Another of Sesshomaru's regrets.
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And the Band of Seven can't be left out
Each member had his own hefty clout.
Inu and Co. they rebuffed
For a time long enough
To let Naraku escape en route.
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No, Kohaku hasn't been misplaced.
Nor those memories he's tried to erase.
The shard in his neck
Lets him briefly forget.
Another undead head-case.
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So the zombies get a real slice
Of airtime with all of their strife.
Such attention freaks
You just wanna shriek,
"Aw geez, pal, go getta life!"
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A/N: Better Halloween material to come! This was kind of a quicky. Am I improving on limericks? Reviews are appreciated!