~Prologue~
Hello little readers. Hades here. I've decided to hijack this little prologue.
Why? Well the writer has no taste, that's why. How could anyone not want to revive me for their fanfic? I can hear the fangirls crying out right now at my lack of inclusion. It's an outrage, honestly. You all might as well turn back now, knowing that Pit will be the main star. Besides, who reads prologues these days?
Just kidding!
You can dry your tears, ladies. I'm here now and I'll do my best to make the most of it. I mean, I could always try writing myself into the fanfic later… but I feel as though you will all be expecting that. Maybe I'll just add my own commentary every once and a while, to give you all something to look forward to? You know, in case this fanfic is filled with crappy love plots, gag-worthy clichés, poor plot and disappointing characterization…
I mean, it's hard to judge now, because who could mess up my fabulous characterization? But you never really know what you're getting with fanfics. It's either that rare ten percent that's worth reading, or it's the ninety percent that makes you hate humanity.
I guess you'd all understand why the tiny goddess would want nuke humanity after reading those kind of fics.
Anyway, I guess I should at least do something for this prologue. Especially if you're reading this on that fanfiction site with an unreasonable limit for the summary. How is anyone going to be motivated to read your story when you can't even write out a proper summary to grab their attention?
Let's see… Pitty Pat and Pretty Palutena are working together to deal with the half-pint goddess and her forces. Pitooey has joined up with Viridi for his own reasons, giving the Forces of Nature the lightning chariot as well.
Yes, while they're having fan at their Super Smash Bros. they are still technically at war with one another. I don't understand why they didn't invite me. I would have loved to witness them smashing each other.
Anyway, clearly this fanfic takes place after my downfall, so the Underworld Army should be out of the picture… Though who really knows, maybe Medusa will who up and punch out someone else this time?
There doesn't seem to be much of a focus on romance. I actually think the writer is going to attempt for focus on platonic in-game relationships and try to expand on the Kid Icarus world. How boring. It's like the writer doesn't want to purposely cause trauma through bad writing. That's the best part about the fanfiction concept.
Congrats on making it this far, and thank you for giving this fanfic a shot. See you later. Hades… out!
A/N: Welcome to a new fanfic, everyone.
Most of you are probably new to my works since this is the first Kid Icarus fanfic I've actually posted. Anyway, I have been told that I am a good writer, so hopefully I live up to that. I wrote this 'prologue' just to get something out - a taste of what's to come. I probably should get back to my LoZ fanfics first, though, before they get upset with my horrible updating schedule.
Here's the real summary -
After defeating Hades and the Underworld Army, Palutena and Viridi had agreed on a truce while their own forces were recovering. However, with humanity's tendency to upset the Goddess of Nature, the truce didn't last long. War breaking out once again, Pit geared up to take on the Forces of Nature and protect humanity. Being the Captain of Palutena's army wasn't always easy, but it was rewarding. Especially since after defeating Viridi, they could relax for another twenty-five years before the next crisis.
That was the plan, anyway. And it was one reality seemed to disagree with it.