Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I if I did then It would have lots and lots of gay smex!
"Guys we need to have a discussion" Kakashi told his team.
"About what?" asked Sakura.
"Sex" he answered simply. Sakura sputtered, Naruto blushed, and Sasuke got a nosebleed just thinking about it. What a perv. "Sakura most of what I have to say will be for Sasuke and Naruto. You don't have to stay."
"No, I'm going to stay."
"Very well. How much do you guys know about sex?" Sasuke and Naruto blushed. "I guess then I might have to say this a little differently. How much do you two know about straight sex?"
"Why did you make sure to say straight sex?" asked Sakura in that annoying way of hers.
"Because Sasuke and Naruto have been sleeping with eachother and since they sleep with eachother that probably means that they pretty much know all they have to about gay sex."
Sakura turned toward the boys and looked at their guilty faces "You didn't, you don't, no Sasuke-kun isn't gay!"
"Fine yes Sakura I am gay and I have been sleeping with Naruto" Sasuke said as he pulled the blonde who was afraid of dying at the hands of Sakura into his lap and nibbled on his ear to prove his point.
Sakura stared openmouthed at them for a few moments before she said "Can I have a picture of you two fucking?" Naruto's eyes just about came out of his head.
Sasuke answered "If you can't see anything on Naruto that belongs to me then yea." Naruto now looked like a tomato.
"Guys can we get back to our discussion?" asked Kakashi.
"Yes Kakashi-sensei" said Sakura.
"Okay Sakura you have probably heard before the whole boys lie thing right?" asked Kakashi. Sakura nodded. "Okay good. Now I'm going to tell you boys something that you don't hear very often that is true. Are you gay or bisexual guys?"
"Bi but I mostly like guys" said Sasuke.
"Bi" said Naruto.
"Okay this is for both of you. Okay here we go. Girls lie. They say this is my first time I can't get pregnant, I know you'll pull out in time, or I just had my period so I can't get pregnant. But the truth is those are all lies. They say those things so that they will get pregnant and you are forced to spend the rest of your miserable life with them." When he finished his speech he smiled at his team.
His team stared at him. Sakura's mouth was hanging open and Naruto and Sasuke's eyes were wide. "I had no idea that girls were such liars." said Naruto. He received a hit in the head from Sakura.
"Well since we have that out of the way I'll see you tomorrow!" said Kakashi cheerily as he poofed away, leaving his team to their own thoughts.
"I think we should just stick to having guys join us now" said Sasuke to Naruto.
Sakura looked at them "You mean you guys have had a threesome?"
"Threesome we've had a foursome" said Sasuke.
"With who?" questioned Sakura completely shocked.
"We only have a foursome with two certain people and they are Kiba and Shino and we do that about every month" said Naruto.
"Well then who do you have threesome's with?" asked Sakura completely astounded that her teammates got around so much.
"Normally either Shikamaru, Sai, Kakashi, Iruka, or Hinata. Though we only have had Hinata once" said Sasuke.
Sakura stared at them "Kakashi-sensei?" They nodded.
"Man you guys are sluts."
I just somehow got the idea to make Kakashi tell them that girls were liars. I'm not being mean to girls or anything, heck I am a girl. I just thought that it might be something Kakashi would say. Review please.
Lynn