An A-Z of reasons to worship Lan
by Mel and Rose G
A/N - We've done loads of these for the Lord of the Rings, but we figured it was about time Lan got some attention.
Disclaimer - This poor character is the property of Robert Jordan, although we will shortly be launching a rescue mission for him. Until then, we are making no money etc.
Arrogant - Just think how much that'd annoy some people.
Black haired - Oh, how gorgeous.
Commanding - You could let him organise everything, then blame him when it went wrong.
Domineering - He could boss everyone about very nicely.
Excellent - At just about everything. And that as well, according to Nynaeve.
Faithful - Well, he never told Moraine to get stuffed, did he now? That's very faithful of him.
Graceful - How does a bloke this heavy move so lightly? He must look like a football winger.
Handsome: WHAT, you actually need an explanation for that one?!?
Infuriating - He has got this habit of trying to get killed, after all.
Joyful: Well perhaps not. But he could certainly make us very joyful.
King - How useful - all that power, money, influence. Oh drat, he's not crowned is he?
Loyal - He wouldn't even think of looking at anyone else.
Makieri: Ow, my spellchecker just bit me! But at least he has a title, even if it's useless.
Nynaeve's: (Mel: no he's not. He's mine! Rose: No he's mine. Mine I tell you!!!! Mel: Okay, calm down Rose, cos he's mine!!!!)
Onion like: apparently, but he who trusts Rand al'Thor's judgement is a fool.
Proud - No whinging, snivelling, hiding etc for him, eh?
Quiet - A man who isn't addicted to the sound of his own voice is a nice change.
Rugged - This relates strongly to H, Handsome.
Suicidal: there's some debate about whether or not that's a virtue.
Truthful - Some debate about this as well. (Mel - Of course it's a virtue. Rose - Oh, is it?)
Unwavering - Unfortunately, you'd never be able to make him back down.
Valiant - Is there anything that he wouldn't attempt if you asked him?
Warder - At least you could keep a close check on him.
Xtremely xcellently . Xcellent indeed.
Youthful, not - No-one could accuse you of cradle snatching, now could they?
Zestful - There's nothing else that fits - unless you want to apply every good adjective in the dictionary to him, because he deserves it.
There, feel free to review. And would some nice author do us a favour and write a Lan story? Mel - Don't let Rose write one; she'll kill him off.
by Mel and Rose G
A/N - We've done loads of these for the Lord of the Rings, but we figured it was about time Lan got some attention.
Disclaimer - This poor character is the property of Robert Jordan, although we will shortly be launching a rescue mission for him. Until then, we are making no money etc.
Arrogant - Just think how much that'd annoy some people.
Black haired - Oh, how gorgeous.
Commanding - You could let him organise everything, then blame him when it went wrong.
Domineering - He could boss everyone about very nicely.
Excellent - At just about everything. And that as well, according to Nynaeve.
Faithful - Well, he never told Moraine to get stuffed, did he now? That's very faithful of him.
Graceful - How does a bloke this heavy move so lightly? He must look like a football winger.
Handsome: WHAT, you actually need an explanation for that one?!?
Infuriating - He has got this habit of trying to get killed, after all.
Joyful: Well perhaps not. But he could certainly make us very joyful.
King - How useful - all that power, money, influence. Oh drat, he's not crowned is he?
Loyal - He wouldn't even think of looking at anyone else.
Makieri: Ow, my spellchecker just bit me! But at least he has a title, even if it's useless.
Nynaeve's: (Mel: no he's not. He's mine! Rose: No he's mine. Mine I tell you!!!! Mel: Okay, calm down Rose, cos he's mine!!!!)
Onion like: apparently, but he who trusts Rand al'Thor's judgement is a fool.
Proud - No whinging, snivelling, hiding etc for him, eh?
Quiet - A man who isn't addicted to the sound of his own voice is a nice change.
Rugged - This relates strongly to H, Handsome.
Suicidal: there's some debate about whether or not that's a virtue.
Truthful - Some debate about this as well. (Mel - Of course it's a virtue. Rose - Oh, is it?)
Unwavering - Unfortunately, you'd never be able to make him back down.
Valiant - Is there anything that he wouldn't attempt if you asked him?
Warder - At least you could keep a close check on him.
Xtremely xcellently . Xcellent indeed.
Youthful, not - No-one could accuse you of cradle snatching, now could they?
Zestful - There's nothing else that fits - unless you want to apply every good adjective in the dictionary to him, because he deserves it.
There, feel free to review. And would some nice author do us a favour and write a Lan story? Mel - Don't let Rose write one; she'll kill him off.