Naruto Greatest Hero
Naruto walked down the streets of the leafy village rofling hard, a can of pain in his hand and a red paintbrush.
Naruto was the most awesome ninja in the leafy village but nobody else gave him respect, probably because he spent all his time doing awesome pranks like a b4u5
Naruto was the most awesome ninja for so many raesons. He had much strength and was always ready to defeat other ninjas in ninja school but he did not like to beat up pu$$ies like that loser saske.
Naruto was dressed in his usually gangsta clothes, he wore an orange swagsuit and had on a pair of goggles. He had spiky blonde hair and 3 kitty whiskers on his face (for that extra sex appeal, nevermind that hes 13 since that's illegal hes actually 18 lol) He also had his pain can and paintbrush which was good for graffiti and keeping away da bitches that were always after his fine a$$. For now, though, he had to lay low.
The authority in da hood were probably after him cuz he drew some swag on mount rushmore of hidden leaf village, which had stoney faces of the 4 greates ninjas. Naruto knew he would suprass them tho.
Naruto started singing "I wanna be the very best like no ninja ever was, to fuck her pussy is my quest to train her is my cuase"… when suddenly he saw a fist shoot out from the corner of his eye. It was heading straight towards his face at the speed of a bullet train.
With his ninja reflexes Naruto dodged it and grabbed the opponent's shirt, thinking one of the police had caught him with the pain can he had been graffiti with. However he realized he was mistaken when he grabbed b00b.
Recognizing a shock of pink hair (seriously, wtf did she die her hair with, the blood of virgins?) Naruto realized that in his attempt to throw down he had ended up groping sakura. He was so busy feeling up sakuras bewbs that he didn't notice her fist swing again.
Naruto hit the ground like a sack of cement hits cement. He groaned. Sakura started bitching at him, as always.
"NARUTO FUK U U WERE DOING GRAFITTI AGAIN WERENT U? SINGING SOME SONG ABOUT WOMEN AND THEN GROPING ME BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Naruto made a mental note. "When I'm best ninja for real, ban feminism".
Evidently he had accidentally said this out loud because Sakura started bitching more trying to push her feminist agenda. Naruto secretely wondered if she would be less mad if she wasn't a virgin. Maybe he could get some first blood. Naruto resolved to offer up his, erm, services.
Sakura, however, was suddenly distracted by the arrival of saske. Saskes a pussy emo (literally tahts all you need to know about him) and Naruto hated him, mostly because he was a massive pussy emo kid and got all the chicks, including sakura. Sakura immediately started acting feminine.
"O-Oh, sasuke chan-san-whateveridontknowhowtospeakjapanesedumbfuck, I was just conversationing with narutard here".
Saske ignored her. "smart move" Naruto thought "even sasuke realizes sakura is a she-demon". A she-demon Naruto wanted to lift her skirt, but a she-demon nonetheless.
Saske walked away looking really deprezzd. Nartuo saw scars on his wrists and a razor in his pocket. Naruto rolled his eyes. What a pussy bitch ass emo piece of worthess shit pimp scumbag. No wonder the ladies like him, he was emo (which attracts girls) and was such a massive pussy that he probably had no penis and wouldn't even be able to rape them.
With saske gone sakura continued her tirade, pulling feminist phamplets out of her cleavage and shoving them at Naruto. Naruto made a show out of smelling them and got another slap in the face. Sighing, Naruto realized that it was going to be a looooooooooooooooong day.
(see what I did there the word looooooooooooooooooong is literally long hue)
AN (THAT STANDS FOR AUTHORS NOTE DUMBUFKCS) Hello ty for read first chapter of this fanfic it is collaboration between me and a friend.
Our story is about Naruto being the most awesome bitch ass niga in the most awesome kick ass anime.
Any anime besides bleach one piece and Naruto suck and if u disagree u can suck narutos cock lol
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