So here we go, first chapter is up! This chapter takes place after the second Titan war, but before the Lost Hero. R&R!
(P.S. to answer some reviews, english is not my mother tongue so sorry for the poor grammar but c'mon it's facebook. And for the fellow Solangelo shippers, this is like I said taking place after TLO and Nico is still crushing on Percy, so hang in there.)
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Etc…
Nico Di Angelo posted on his wall:
Uhm are you guys really sure it's safe to use fb? I mean can't monster track us down?
Percy Jackson liked this. Comments:
Percy: yeah actually this site is so full of all kinds of people that it's very exhausting for monsters to use facebook.
Percy Jackson: I'm just happy to be able to use the internet again
Grover Underwood: but I do kind of agree with Nico… how can we be sure it's safe?
Clarisse: oh geez Grover don't be such a chicken, and if any monsters come our way I'll smash their heads up and make them eat their own organs
Annabeth: wow Clarisse do you mind
Clarisse: Is that a challenge?
Travis: Connor bring the popcorn
Chris: eHUM what both Clarrise and Annabeth are implimenting is that facebook is perfectly safe
Nico: uh ok uhm thanks for all the answers..?
Kronos liked Chris and Nico's comments
Percy: wait what
Percy Jackson liked Stheno and Euryale's "Cheese and Wieners - Free for Demigods!"
Comments:
Percy: Annabeth we gotta go there!
Annabeth: I don't know Percy, I smell something suspicious about this...
Stheno: Oh that would be our secret ingriedieent ~ Gorgon blood! :D
Annabeth: GORGON BLOOD?
Euryale: Stheno you idiot!
Rachel: Do you have any vegetarian dishes to offer?
Stheno: Of course! That would be our "Cheese and tofu"~
Rachel: without Gorgon blood?
Stheno: human or demigod?
Rachel: human
Stheno: then it's without! But sadly no discount
Rachel: but if I bring a demigod friend?
Euryale: Ah yes then you'll both get discount!
Rachel: sweet
Annabeth: Rachel no
Thalia Grace posted a photo on her wall:
Pic with crew! Just slayed two Gorgons that roamed in San Francisco.
Annabeth liked this. Comments:
Percy: wait is that the cheese 'n wiener place?
Rachel: My free food!
Will Solace: Wait Rachel did you try to take me to the Gorgons?
Nico: …. What is Travis and Connor doing in the background?
Thalia: haha what? It's just me and
Thalia: WAIT WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY LOOTING
Connor: Oh we were 'self-buying'
Travis: we just helped the sisters sell
Katie: I don't think stealing is helping the business jerks. Do you know how much trouble an employee gets for brats like you stealing from the store? Grow up
Annabeth: guys are we forgetting the fact that it's the gorgon's store
Annabeth shared a link "Donald Trump is leading the…"
Comments:
Annabeth: so who is gonna get a quest to slay this monster
Rachel Elizabeth Dare and every other sane person on this earth liked this comment
Chiron: I'm afraid he's human so there's nothing we can do
Percy: are you telling me we saved the world from titans only to have it destroyed by Trump supporters
Thalia: wait you sound like there's a difference btw them
Connor: bwhahahah the titans sure has fallen to low tactis
Lou Ellen: guys c'mon that's mean to the titans
Percy: at least it's legal
Annabeth: wow this just turned into a depressing realization
Travis Stoll posted a photo on his wall:
Guess who has been to L.A? - with Connor Stoll
Comments:
Percy: nice, I was just at that location when I was 12, wow sure bring back memories...
Grover: uhm isn't that at the entrance to the underworld?
Nico: Guys I'm not kidding return dad's underwears he's going to slaughter you
Nico Di Angelo sent a message to Percy Jackson:
Nico: So uhm I thought since all this war with the titans is over and we finally get some free time, maybe you would want to drop by at the underworld some time?
Percy: yeah haha as long as your dad promises not to lock me up again at your place for the rest of my life
Nico: I wouldn't mind
Percy: what
Nico: what
Clovis posted on his wall:
Could every1 just chill for a sec
Travis Stoll and 2 others liked this
Percy: ?
Grover: he accidentally put his whole team to sleep during catch the flag
Clarisse: I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
Clarisse: BUT I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU
Grover: Clovis run you fool
Dionysus: mymy last night's game sure was boring
Percy: you weren't even there either?
Dionysus: nobody asked for your statement mister Peter Johnsson
Percy: oh c'mon don't try to act like you can't remember or care, you can see my friggin name on the display!
Peter Johnsson liked this
Percy: wait what
Drew Tanaka posted on her wall:
Oh. My. God. Can you peasants believe that One Direction is in NYC?! I am soo getting in backstage with my charm, maybe I'll let someone join if they take care of my months chors ;)
Comments:
Clarisse: WHO ARE YOU CALLING PEASANT
Annabeth: Drew nobody is desperate enough to offer cleaning the toilets
Percy: ME ME ME DREW I CAN TAKE ME W YOU
Annabeth: W HAT
Drew: haha thanks Percy :* And aaaw Annabeth 'n Clarisse dw you can still listen to Bring Me To Life at the big house :*
Annabeth: Drew you asshole and Percy, REALLY?
Rachel: wow Percy you never told us you were a directioner
Percy: haha oh well sry wise girl i love you
Connor: You're a bitch, don't know what for
Travis: People thank god when you walk out the do-o-or
Katie: Use make-up, to cover up
Chris: Your personality that isn't even good eno-o-ugh
Drew: GUYS WTH ARE YOU DOING IN MY POST
Annabeth: everyone else at the camp can see it, everyone else but youu~
Will Solace: DREW YOU DARKEN UP THE WORLD LIKE THE TITAN'S RULE
Lou Ellen: THE WAY THAT YOU FIX YOUR HAIR MAKES ONLY HADES APPROVE
Mitchell: BUT WHEN YOU SNEER AT A POOR KID IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL
Grover: YOU DO KNO-O-OW, YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH
Drew: F*CK YOU GUYS
Rachel: IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT WE SEE IN YOU
Clarisse: YOU'D KNOW WHY WE WANT YOU OUT SO DESPRETLY
Clovis: RIGHT NOW I'M HIDING FROM CLARISSE BUT I STILL CAN SEE
Butch: YOU DO KNO-O-OW, YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUCH A …
Percy: HEFFALUMP
Drew: ...
Butch: …
Annabeth: …
Lou Ellen: …
Grover: …
Clarisse: …
Travis: …
Mitchell: …
Katie: ….
Chris: ...
Percy: so uh
Percy: can I still go?
Drew: I hate you guys
Katie Gardener posted on her wall:
So where ya'll be celebrating christmas?
Annabeth liked this.
Annabeth: San Francisco with my family
Grover: guess I'll be with my girl :D
Clarisse: in Arizona w my mom
Rachel: in NEEEEW YOOORK
Drew: geez NYC for me too but thankfully not with Ms. Amnesty here
Rachel: likewise Mademoiselle Drama Queen. Don't you have a relationship btw Troy and Gabriella to break up?
Drew: exCUSE YOU?
Percy: uh I'm in new york too (Ps. Drew plz help me backstage to 1D)
Nico: I don't know yet, but I'm actually of to New York for the weekend
Nico: Percy would you want to grab some mcdonalds since I'm in town?
Percy: Yeah sounds great!
Nico: perfect!
Percy: Annabeth you hear? Let's go as soon as we're done here!
Nico: uh..
Percy: Oh and Grover Rachel you guys coming too? Gonna be the old labyrinth crew again woop
Nico: actually Percy...
Percy: wait I'll use Iris message and contact Tyson
Nico: ...haha wonderful
Nico: I mean really great
Nico: you know, just us...
Nico: six...
Annabeth posted on her wall:
I'm quite embarassed as an Athena kid to admit this, but I haven't really played chess. Not much at least. Facing of my step-mom this evening and just CAN'T afford to lose. Does anyone have any good tips?
Comments:
Nico: don't be to hasty to sacrifice a player to take out another. Even the peasants are very important for winning.
Annabeth: ok thanks!
Butch: keep your opponent busy on defending the queen, since it's the most useful player. But discretly surround the king in the process
Annabeth: thanks :)
Hedge: EAT THE ENEMY TROOPS
Annabeth: ….. what
Clarisse: when your opponent looks away, surprise them by smashing their heads with the chess board
Annabeth: thank you for your wisdom, daughter of Ares
Clarisse: y o u ' e
Mitchell: when your opponent takes out your queen, point at a a peasant and announce that you make them your new queen. Since the king can do what he wants
Rachel: After taking out the queen, tell 'em you've won since the queen was the actual ruler of the country. The king was merely for outside affairs since women rulers still are very disregarded. But the queen was the most powerful, and when she's gone the kingdom will self destruct.
Annabeth: remind me why I asked…
Will Solace: when you start losing chess pieces, replace then with the opponents and tell them that your side managed to bribe the enemy into joining your cause for a promise of land and safety of their families.
Percy: After your king is surrounded, start laughing sinisterly and tell them, that during their war the peasants grew restless with hunger and depression the war cost them. They started rioting but the king and queen simply ignored them and kept fighting the expensive war. Finally, they were so done they attack the palace and executed the royal family. They then announced the end of the monarchy, and installed a new form of government, ruled under the communist party. So all the players matter now equally.
Annabeth: get of my post
Rachel Elizabeth Dare shared a link:
Donald Trump gets hit by a flying blue, plastic hair brush during his speech this afternoon in…
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Annabeth: It's been 84 years… and my faith and hope is finally restored
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Hera posted on her wall:
Knock knock it's me bitches