I hate you. So much. You're annoying and loud. You make weird noises, you eat like a pig, you mess up Master's plans. You act like a child.
You throw tantrums, you switch sides. You go out of your way to piss me off. I want to throw you into a river and hold you down until the bubbles stop.
But then...you do something. You make me laugh, you keep me company when Master is away. You show me tricks, you listen to my stories.
You held me when I realized what was going to happen in my time...when I realizes that my true Master was going to die. And just when I had lost all hope, you were there. You've given me hope in the future again.
Maybe that's why I didn't kill you. Because I love you, Zant.