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"Come on Italy," Japan said. "I want to see how culturally accurate the Italian restaurant is."
Japan and Italy were on vacation from Germany's training, so Japan invited Italy over and decided to buy lunch.
"Veh? Is there pasta?" Italy asked.
"Of course there is pasta. It is an Italian restaurant."
"Pasta!" yelled Italy as he ran inside.
As Japan walked in, he saw that Italy had gotten an absolutely massive amount of food. It was enough to rival America's hamburger obsession. Italy was now making his way to a table while trying not to spill any of his food. Japan got his food and sat down. After he finished eating he said, "Judging by the pile of food, it will take you several hours to finish your meal. I'll be waiting at home."
Time passes. Italy finishes his food, and Lauren loses the game.
"That was very good food," Italy said to himself. "It was culturally accurate too! I should probably go back to Japan's house now. He'll be waiting for me and I don't like being here alone."
He started making his way back to Japan's house. But, after finding himself in his fifth dark creepy alley, he realized he didn't know where he was. All he knew was that he was in some place called Amity Park. (Which is magically located in Japan for this fanfic. Deal with it.)
"BEWARE! I am the BOX GHOST! Fear me!"
Italy cowered in fear as close to the corner of the alley as he could get. This Box ghost was scary, and he wanted to get as far away from him as possible.
"Aw. You're too easy to scare." The Box Ghost said. "You're no fun. BEWARE!"
Italy whimpered, and the Box Ghost threw a cardboard box over Italy's head before flying away.
"Are we there yet?" the Junior Detective League (minus Conan) asked.
"We'll get there soon," Dr. Agasa told them.
Dr. Agasa was taking the Junior Detective League to a town called Amity Park for an auction. He heard that there was some good sight seeing attractions too, so he brought the kids along.
"So, where do you want to go?" asked .
"Let's go to the zoo!" Amy suggested. "I love animals!"
"Who cares about that?" George demanded. "Let's get food!"
"We should go to the City Museum!" Mitch said.
"I've heard that there's an aquarium in the City Museum, along with some good restaurants." Conan said.
"Yeah!" the kids screamed.
"You don't really want to go to the aquarium, it's full of… um… leeches!" Dr. Agasa said. "Why don't we go to the zoo?"
"Because the zoo isn't in the City Museum, and Amy's starting to cry." Mitch said, poking Amy in the ribs.
"What? Oh, right," Amy said before crying her eyes out.
"OK fine, but don't say I didn't warn you!" said .
"Great…" he thought.
"Hey Dad," Dib said. "Can I go to Amity Park? I've heard that there's a ghost infestation, and I want to go study it!"
"Well okay son," Professor Membrane replied. "But it's dangerous to go alone! Take your sister with you!"
Just then Gaz walked into the room, somehow managing to drink soda, eat pizza and play her Game Slave all at the same time.
"Aww Dad," she complained. "Do I have to go?"
"Yes!" Professor Membrane replied. "It would be good for you to get out of the house! You play that game all day."
"Can I at least take it with me?"
"Of course."
Princess Azula was sitting in her royal chambers preparing for her official coronation. As she was being groomed, she chose a cherry out of a bowl that a servant was holding. As she was chewing it, her eyes widened dramatically. She spat something into her hand.
"What am I holding?" she said to the servant.
"A cherry pit, Princess."
"Correct. And what day is it?"
"It is the day of your coronation."
"Yes. So tell me why on the most important day of my life you decide to leave a pit in my cherry?"
"It wasn't a decision, it was just… a small mistake."
"Small? Do you realize what could've happened if I hadn't sensed the pit in time?"
"I suppose you could've… choked?"
"Yes! Now, because of what you have done, I shall punish you! And it will have nothing to do with this tiara!"
"Please… have mercy!"
"Fine. Since it's a special day, I will spare you. You're BANISHED! LEAVE!" shouted Azula as the servant hastily left.
"I love banishing people. Wait, what's that?" said Azula as she noticed what appeared to be a rip in reality. "Someone tell me or you're all banished!"
She didn't get out another word, as what appeared to be a wolf gorilla jumped out of the hole, grabbed the princess, and jumped back through, closing it behind him.
Several hours later, Italy woke up. When the floating scary thing dropped the box on him, he had fainted in sheer terror. Looking out through the box, he could see two pairs of shoes. In the shoes were two girls. One was short, had a large head with purple hair, was wearing a pair of skull earrings, and was carrying a portable game device. The other one was tall, had black hair, was dressed in red, and was holding a ball of fire and lightning in each hand.
"This is worse than ze floating thing!" Italy whimpered as he led a retreat to the back of the alley.
As he moved, his cardboard box collected a lot of junk.
"Maybe I can use some of this to contact Germany!" he thought frantically.
He started grabbing pieces and forcing them together at random. When he finished he noticed that there was a set of buttons on the thing he made. He decided to input the Konami code, as Japan had told him it often helped when dealing with electronics.
Germany and Japan were hanging out at Japan's house. Germany was analyzing Italy's progress reports while Japan was playing Metal Gear Solid.
AUX CALL
Press select
The now-familiar words appeared on Japan's screen. However, instead of Otacon, the colonel, or Mei Ling, Italy appeared on screen, along with a keyboard.
"Germany! Japan! Anybody HELP!"
Japan responded using the on-screen keyboard. "Italy? What's going on? How did you get in MGS?"
"There are two ladies here and (even though one is rather pretty) they're creepy!"
"Where are you? What are you doing? And… is that a cardboard box?"
"I'm near someplace called Amity Park, and as for the cardboard box there was this creepy gho-"
"Italy?" yelled Germany "What's going on Italy? ITALY!"
Germany and Japan looked at each other blankly.
"Well, I guess we are going to this… Amity Park." Japan said.
"Dude! Italy somehow got in my video game! I know where The Allies are!" America shouted into his e-mail. Somehow.
"What? America? Why are you on the bloody computer at 3:00 a.m.?" England replied.
"Dude! It's only 9:00. Anyway, as hero and leader of the allies, I command that we go to this "Amity Park!"
"Where is this place, anyway?" Russia sent.
"It's in Japan."
"Good. I'm looking for some more people to torment."
"Okayyyy." Replied France. "I've heard that the Japanese have fabulous hair! I bet it's nowhere near mine, though."
"Ungrateful little brat… I'll be there." China sent.
Yes, I know this is a very long prologue. It probably doesn't make much sense now, but it will. Digital cookies for all that understand what's going on! Please review!