Pairing: Zoro/Sanji obviously, hints at Vivi/Nami (DEAL WITH IT PEOPLE)

Warnings: slash, femslash, innuendo

It was another typical day at sea. Zoro was walking by the kitchen when someone called out, "Hey Zoro, you're strong right?"

He turned around to see Sanji's face and laughed. "Of course I am, why?"

"Can you help me with somethin'?"

A few minutes later, Nami and Vivi walked by the kitchen hand in hand and immediately stopped at what they heard.

"Ahh! Fuck this hurts!"

"I know, Sanji, but it won't hurt so bad if you just calm down?"

"How can I calm down? This fucking hurts!"

"Deep breaths!" Silence. "You calm now?" Silence. "Good. Now I'm gonna try this-"

"Do that again!"

"Yes it seemed to have the desired effect."

"Augh!"

"Ughn!"

At this point, Nami and Vivi looked at each other and noticed they both had nosebleeds, but stayed put. Luffy, Chopper and Usopp walked by, noticed the girls' fangirl air, and decided to check it out.

"Harder!"

"I'm doin my best Sanji!"

"Well do it harder!"

"Augh! Almost-"

"There- Auuuughn!"

"Uuuuugh!"

*panting*

"We did it!"

Zoro stood up and looked out the door to find Nami and Vivi both collapsed on the floor, with their noses bleeding profusely; Luffy laughing his ass off, Chopper looking more confused than ever, and Usopp redder than a tomato.

"What's wrong with them?" Zoro asked Sanji.

"I dunno, but you're stronger, so you can take Nami and Vivi to the brig. Oh, and you should calm Luffy down before he hurts himself again."

"What? This is the thanks I get for helping you open a pickle jar-"

"That you ended up breaking in the end anyway!"

"That was your own fault!"

"Was not!"

"Oh you're so in for it!" Zoro said as he started to chase Sanji around, Sanji running for his life, making Luffy laugh even harder, if possible. Yep, another typical day at sea for this crew.

A/N: *rolls eyes* Wow that was lame. Lol Nami and Vivi fainted! I tried Amber, I really did, but this is the best I could come up with for Zoro/Sanji. *cries* I'll do better with the Naruto one, I promise! *solutes*

So, this was part of my birthday present to my perfect girlfriend Amber. As typical with fanfiction writers, review please, constructive criticism always welcome, flamers will be used to create a romantic campfire. *winks at Amber*

Abientôt!