Hey guys! Don't worry Hero is NOT on hiatus. I just had an idea for a new story. I came up with this story one day while I was bored and decided to put it in writing. I was orginally going to make it a One Shot, but then I decided it would be better chaptered. However, I'm going to continue if I get postive feedback. So let me know if you would like to see me continue.
The Incredible Shrinking Kyle
"Boobie! It's time to get up, you're going to miss the bus!" Sheila Broflovski called out to her son.
Kyle wakes up and hops out of his bed. As he hops he falls and lands on his face. "Dude, what the hell?" He shrugs and heads to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face. When he gets in the bathroom he can't seem to reach the sink. "What the hell is going on around here. He jumps up and turns the water on. He washes his face and brushes his teeth. He then goes to get dressed and notices his pants are a little baggy on him. "What the fuck? Am I losing weight?" He shrugs and tightens his belt around his pants.
"Kyle honey, do you want some breakfast?" His mother asks him as he's heading towards the door.
"No thanks ma, I'll get something when I get to school." With that he leaves. As soon as Kyle gets to the bus stop, Stan and Kenny are already there. They both give Kyle a strange look. "Hey dudes!"
"Hey." They both say in unison.
"Kyle…there's something very different about you." Stan tells him as he examines Kyle.
"You think?"
"Yeah…I can't quite put my finger on in."
Then it's revealed that Kyle is up to Stan and Kenny's shoulders. "Did you guys grow or something?" He asks them.
"No dude, I think you're shrinking." Kenny steps in.
"Come on now dude don't be stupid, people don't shrink. That sounds like something Cartman would say."
Suddenly Cartman shows up. He pushes Kyle's head down. "Hey, what's going on shrimp?"
"Fuck you Cartman! I'm not a shrimp!" Kyle barks back.
Cartman looks down at him and laughs. "You sure about that dude?" He measures Kyle's head to him and Kyle is to his shoulder. "Awe, you must have the short man complex. It must be tough being a little shrimp-o isn't it?" Cartman continues laughing. Kyle kicks his shin. "Ow, goddamnit!"
"Cartman leave him alone." Stan says to Cartman. He looks down at Kyle. "We need to figure out what's going on with you."
"There's nothing going on with me, I told you, you guys just grew! Can we just drop it already?" Kyle folds his arms.
School
Kyle is walking through the hallways and notices that everything's bigger. "What the fuck is going on? It's like I'm in some kind of bad Sci-Fi movie." He tries to reach for his locker, but unfortunately for him, he has a top locker. He gets frustrated and kicks the bottom locker. "GOD! What's happening to me?" He starts banging his head on the locker. Stan and Kenny walk over to him and Stan put his hand on Kyle's shoulder. He turns and looks up at him. "I-I don't understand…I don't…" He faces the locker again.
"I know Kyle, I know. We're going to figure out what the hell happened to you."
"Why am I shrinking?" Kyle comes dangerously close to crying. "Why me?"
"Maybe you won't get any smaller." Kenny tries to reassure him. Unfortunately, it's not reassuring enough as Kyle bursts into tears. Stan glares at Kenny. "What?"
"Just don't say anything else, you're not helping." He turns to Kyle. "Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Yeah," Kyle sniffles, "you can open my locker for me. I can't reach it." Kyle begins to blush.
"No problem dude." Stan smiles. "You don't have to be embarrassed." He opens his locker. He grabs one of his books. "You need this?" Kyle nods and Stan hands him his book. "See dude? It's going to be okay."
"But I'm use to doing things for myself."
"I understand that. Well let's get to class."
Once they get to class, it appears that Kyle has shrunk again and now he's trying to climb up his desk. Cartman walks past him.
"Out of my way short bread." Cartman shoves Kyle down. Kyle picks up his book and heads out of the classroom.
"Kyle! Where are you going?" Stan calls out to him.
"I'm going home Stan, I'm still shrinking."
"No you're…" Stan stands besides Kyle and Kyle is now half his size. "…not. Damn dude, I guess you are." Kyle glares at him. "Sorry."
"I'm getting out of here Stan. I'm going to go home and figure out what's going on here. Tell Mr. Garrison I'm sick and get my homework for me."
"I will dude. I'll come by after school to check on you."
"Thanks dude." The boys go their separate ways.
TBC?
Again, your reviews will determine if I continue or not.
