Some Stupid and crazy stories

Summary: warning, if you are looking for a real story DO NOT READ!! These are random stories me and my sister came up with when we were bored . My stories are in bold, and my sister's are regular. If you read, be prepared to face some really and I mean REALLY random stories.

STORY #1:

One day Gaara went for a walk and wanted to kick Kankuro's ASS for ditching him at a bar. Gaara got charged for under age drinking, and he Wasn't Even Drinking! "Found him," Gaara wispered to himself catching Kankuro flirting with Hinata who looks like she was just about to get tired of Kankuro and go kunfu on him.

"Just leave loser!" Hinata yeld at Kankuro. "Rosses are red, violets are blue. Sugar can never be sweeter that you," Kankuro answered randomly. 'Well that is just lame, Tiff needs to give him major romance tips instantly,'Gaara thought then turned around finding Naruto. "Hey! Naruto," Gaara yeld,"my brother Kankuro is flirting with you secret admirer,Hinata!" But Naruto answered,"Oh, tell her that I'm sorry, I'm gay with Sasuke. We even got matching hot pink thongs that say 'Honey I'm Yours,' so, there," then Naruto left leaving Gaara there with his mouth wider than his gourd. END!!

STORY #2:

Kiba decided to say sorry to Hinata for being too cocky. He also wanted to go out with her because he likes her and wants her to get over Naruto being gay with Sasuke (News from Gaara). "Hey Hinata, I finaly found you, let's train and talk for a while," Kiba said catching his breath. "Okay Kiba-kun," Hinata agread.

"So I herd the news of Naruto and Sasuke being gay with eachother," Kiba said. "Oh, yeah..," Hinata frowned. "Don't be too sad, there are probably plenty of other guys," Kiba said tried to make her get the hint. "Why did you want to train so suddenly Kiba-cun?" Hinata asked. "Oh-Yeah! I wanted to apolegise for being so cocky, and, uh, w-would you g-g-go out with... me?" Kiba said. "Sure, okay, but only if you agree not to cheet," Hinata said. "It's a promise!" Kiba agread, then they went home to prepare for the next day (They didn't explain when and where but just pretend they did).

The next day they suddenly knew, fancy store across choji's house (obvious), 7:00pm. "someong told me you cheated on me with your dog, Akimaru! We're OVER," Hinata yeld at Kiba then left. Kiba was now always sad for what he did, and was bitter + alone forever. END!!

STORY #3:

Sakura was walking around thinking about Sasuke and Naruto being together "good thing I don't love him anymore he's gay" she said to herself. Then Kiba walked by her "hey Kiba what's wrong" Sakura asked "I got dumped by Hinata and we did'nt even last one day" Kiba said.

"so where's Ino" Kiba asked "at the hospital seeing if she's pregnant with our child" Sakura said. Kiba looked at her "WHAT" he yelled "have a nice day" Sakura said and walked away leaving Kiba to faint.

STORY #4:

Kiba was sulking at home so he turned on his tv and sponge bob was on "sweet I love this show" Kiba said and turned the volume up. Suddenly songe bob jumped out of the tv "hiya Kiba" sponge bob said "awsome you know my name" Kiba said "I know everyone's name cause im the toothy fairy" Sponge bob said.

"cool your my hero" Kiba said like a little kid "I got to go now Patrick is waiting for me if ya know what I mean" Sponge bob said and smacked Kiba's butt and went back into the tv. "awsome sponge bob slapped my ass im never going to wash it again" Kiba said.

STORY #5:

Saturday; Kiba told Tenten,Tiffany, Ino, and Sakura about Sponge Bob. "And then he smacked my ass. I'm never going to wash my ass again!" Kiba finished. "Ewwwww," the four girls shreaked in discust. "You should all watch the show today, it's awsome! Yeahoo!" Kiba insisted. Tenten and Tiff both said,"uhh NO!" Then walked away.

Tuesday; Tenten, Tiffany, Ino, Sakura, and the other ninja, even Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari, all had a meeting. Somehow, Kiba got Tsunade to make them all watch Sponge Bob by force. It was easy for Kiba because Tsunada also likes Sponge Bob. "Now lets count down untill Sponge Bob is on," Tsunada insisted. 'Oh-No!' both Tenten and Tiffany thought, compleatly hating Sponge Bob. "10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1!" everyone yelled as Tiff moaned angerly. Then, Sponge Bob jumped out of the TV again. "Hey hotties,"he yelled to Tiff, Tenten, Ino, Sakura, and Temari. Sponge Bob smaked them on their asses and went back into the TV. Kiba was the only one yelling,"Yeahoo! Go Sponge Bob!" while Gaara (who is very possesive over Tiffany) blew steem out of his ears and crushed the TV.

Friday; Tiffany had her tenth shower (lucky Gaara spied on her every time with the third eye) still scared from stupid Sponge Bobs pervertedness. She also threw away the TV. END!!

STORY #6

Christy was walking around her appartment when Sakura bursted in "There is something called knocking ya know" Christy said to her "sorry but I need to tell you something" Sakura said out of breath. So they sat down in Christy's living room "and then Sponge bob smacked our asses" Sakura said. Christy just stared at her then bursted out laughing "th-that's the f-funniest th-thing ive ever h-heard" Christy said between laughs.

Sakura glared at her "well at leaset I did'nt lose my virginity to Itachi" Sakura shot back, just then Ben walked in "WHAT" he said shocked. Now it was Sakura's turn to laugh "yeah they both got totally drunk and 'did it'" Sakura laughed out "I was drunk and not thinking properly" Christy yelled. Sakura almost died laughing then Itachi appered "hey baby" he said to Christy.

Ben almost killed Itachi "if you ever touch Christy again i'll cut your balls off" Ben growled at him "o-okay" Itachi said and dissipered. "im sorry Ben I should of told you" Christy said giulty "it's ok" Ben said picked her up and brought them to her room to have 'fun.'

STORY #7:

"I did it with Ben!" Christy told Tiff, who had her mouth wide open. "So, how are you and Gaara doin'? Any 'fun' yet?" Chrisy asked.

"NOOOO!" Tiff yelled out so loudly, that Christy's ears almost burst. Then Gaara randomly walked into Tiff's room,"What are you girls talking about?I didn't expect Christy to be here," Gaara said. "Huh?" Tiffany said as Christy smirked at Tiff after Gaara's last sentence.

Christy left the house to run some errans, leaving Gaara and Tiffany alone. "Let's bring it on!" Gaara yelled as soon as Christy got off the drive way. "We're 15 Gaara! Give a girl a break. I want to saver my verginity for the best moments," Tiff answered. "Awww," Gaara moaned. Then some koolaid dude crashed through the wall and said,"Oh, Yeah!" Tiff yelled," Oh, No! You'd better pay for that stupid thawn gay thing!" Gaara just kicked him out of the hole and perfectly fixed it with his sand. "Okay, if you agread, that thing would barge in when we were, you know," Gaara said nervously. "Yeah, don't expect to get it soon, after that experiance sexy," Tiffany agread. "Yeah! She called me sexy!" Gaara yelled, smashing through the wall to tell everyone he knew.

END!!

STORY #8:

One day Neji wanted to learn and master a new move Hinata learned from a secret trainer. Hinata was braging about it all day, then Neji got jelous (Ha ha sucker! ). "Hey Hinata," Neji called,"now will you show me your special move?" But Hinata just smirked and said,"No, It's discusting for me to teach you, my cusion," then she walked away. "Discusting? Whats so wrong with teaching a cusion some special move?" Neji questiond out loud. "You would understand if you knew what it was," Naruto came, hearing Neji talk to his self.

Neji got so fusterated,'Why does Naruto know? He's a freak! I think this was just a trick to make me think of something amazing and then beg, or trade them something important and then finding out nothing, just a fib,' Neji thought to his self for a long time that he fell over sleeping. After finding Neji asleep, Hinata scribled on his face with permanent marker, glued moths to his shirt, then locked him in a closet.

The next day Neji was so anoyed that he Pleaded for the truth from Naruto and Hinata. "No Neji, It's too secret, and not something you would want to know," Hinata detested. Neji even cried and wined,"TELL ME!!" "Fine!" Naruto said,"I did Hinata, I made my move. Thats the special move Hinata braged about, Believe It!" Neji gaged in discust and ran off. "Told ya so," Hinata said, having the last word in this story. END!!

STORY #9:

Neji spent the rest of the day in his bathroom throwing up after what Hinata said about her and Naruto "I should of never asked" Neji said and threw up some more. Tenten went to Neji's house to see if he was alright because he has not come out all day. She knocked and the door opened on it's own "creepy...Neji you here" Tenten called "Im up here" Neji said from upstairs.

Tenten went upstairs to Neji's room to find him lying down in his bed "you okay" she asked "I don't know I found out some really sick new's" he said. "well I have more new's sponge bob smacked my ass yesterday along with Sakura, Ino and Tiff" she said. And again Neji was in his bathroom throwing up.

STORY #10:

"So Ino, what is the problem, start at the begining please," a counseler asked Ino. "It all started when Kiba came by when I was haning out with my friends, Tiffany, Tenten, and Sakura. He told us that Sponge Bob came out of the TV and smacked his ass. Kiba told us to watch the show," Ino started, then the counseler asked,"How do you feel about that?" "Discusted! Then he got mad when I said 'eww' so he made us watch it by taunting Tsunada, who also likes Sponge Bob, then when we watched it Sponge Bob smacked the asses of me and my friends." Ino finished the story.

"How do you feel about that?" the counseler asked again. "Pritty scard, for life. I'm afrade of sponges now," Ino answered. "And how do you feel about that?" asked the counseler once more. "Stupid, normaly people are not afrade of such things," Ino answered. "And how do you feel about that?" asked the counseler...again. "I don't know, is that all you ask is 'how do you feel about that' ?" Ino asked back. "And how do-," the counseler almost asked. "STOP! I can't take it any more, quit asking," Ino demanded. "And how-," but before the counseler could ask again Ino grabed him by the neck and gasped,"AHHHHHHHH, the sponge! It's back!" Ino yelled and ran back home.

"Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready eady ready!" Sponge Bob sang then went back into the TV.
END!!