This is inspired by this amazing tumblr post : . tumblr post / 149457881435 / i-forgot-adam-loufworld-i-forgot-adam
and this is made ind cooperation with the awesome, wonderful i-forgot-adam, hope you enjoy it ^^
A big thanks to obriens-babygirl, save-me-grunkle-ford, merry567, annalisasparkleshine, merci-is-screaming, and lacqueluster for they contribution to this amazing post !
We all have heard Castiel's voicemail ( "I don't understand. Why do I have to say my name ?") And dean's voicemail ( "Leave your name, number, and nightmare at the tone."). We do know that dean have made sam's voicemail ( "Sam can't talk right now cause he's waxing... Like everything but leave message." *sam in the backround* "Dean ! Dean what are you doing with my phone ?!") But he change it. Many times. Let me tell the story of all this forgotten voicemails.
Round 1:
"This is Sam Winchester's voicemail, leave a message after the- GOSHDARNITLUCIFERSTOPIT !"
"This is Sam Winchester's- SHIT WAIT DEAN- !"
"This is Sam Winchester, leave a message after the- DEAN, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THERE IS BLOOD IN YOUR PIE, STOP YELLING AT ME !"
"This is Sam- WHAT THE HELL CAS ?!"
"This is Sa-I AM NOT GETTING A HAIRCUT, FOR THE LAST TIME !"
"This is Sam Winchester- Dean! Cas! STOP MAKING OUT !"
"This is sam- AND SHUT THE DOOR JEEZ !"
"This is Sam Winchester, sorry I can't take your call right now but please- Cas is that a thong?"
"This is Sam Win-" *muffled moans* "KEEP IT DOWN SERIOUSLY GUYS"
"This is Sam Winchester, please le- Gabe! Give me my ph-" *muffled wrestling *
"Yes, this is Sam Winchester's phone, Gabriel here. Please don't leave a message, Sam is a little tied up at the moment. He'll get back to you…never."
*the sound of a phone being sat down* "ok, now what'd ya say, Sammich. You ready to discover some new kinks?"
*Sam's exasperated sigh* "Dammit, Gabe."
Dean hangs up the phone and looks at Cas. "EW."
"This is Sa- "*some party noises* GABRIEL !"
"This- "*smash* "KEVIN DEAN CHARLIE SHUT IT WILL YOU !"
"This is Moose's phone, leave a m-" "CROWLEY ! GIVE ME MY PHONE !"
"This is Sam, he can't answer right now because he's doing his makeup-" "DEAN STOP"
"This is- Lucifer ! Stop making sex noises !"
"This is Sam- LUCIFER STOP SINGING"
"I-I don't know what to say, dean give me that-" "Oh for god sake, Cas, not you !"
"This is- Cas that is not how you wear a hat."
"This is sam- Gabriel, what are you doing whith my laptop ?"
"This is- WAIT SHIT DEAN,WE FORGOT OUR OTHER BROTHER !"
No, we've not firgot Adam! The first round is finish, hope you liked it ! There will be a second soon, so see you the next time ;)
Ps: sorry for my grammar ^^