Jack: There's a gun in my back pocket.
Kate: Your underpants are visible in a sexy way.
Jack: That's entirely accidental. Just wrap your arms around me and pull out the gun.
Kate: Come to think of it, guns are kind of sexy, too.
Sun: I thought this place would be private enough to have a bath.
Michael: It would have been if I hadn't come here to look for Vincent.
Sun: I'll cover my nipples with a scrunched-up shirt. But only my nipples. You can still see my back, my stomach, and most of my breasts.
Michael: As long as your nipples are covered.
Jack: I accidentally stumbled upon you in the shower.
Kate: I accidentally dropped my bra.
Shannon: Just trying to get a tan.
Sayid: I love those two dimples in your back.
Shannon: I'm just trying to get a tan.
Charlie: Someone's drowning!
Jack: I'll take off my shirt before I rescue her.
Charlie: There's no time!
Jack: Oh, yes there is.
Ana Lucia: I'm going to steal your gun.
Sawyer: That ain't my gun.
Sun: Everyone's meeting back at the camp.
Kate: I took off all my clothes to bathe in a shallow pool.
Sun: We're both women, so it's all right.
Kate: Ocean water splashing against rocks as I raise my arms to put up my hair turns people on.
Sun: I'm Korean and therefore quite naive.
Kate: Come to think of it, that could turn people on.
Claire: It's weird that you never take off your shirt.
Charlie: I only took it off that once when I rescued Aaron.
Claire: You'd think you'd take it off more.
Jin: Button your shirt. You look like a prostitute.
Sun: Your mother was a prostitute.
Kate: Bees! We were attacked by bees! That's why we had to take off our clothes...bees!
Jack: My underpants are once again visible.
Kate: It was the bees.
Libby: Turn your back while I change into this sexy top that belonged to a dead woman.
Hurley: Okay, but everyone can see you on TV anyway.
Libby: Don't break the fourth wall.
Nikki: Hey, Dr. Arzt. Do you know anything about trajectories?
Dr. Arzt: Do I know anything about trajectories? Allow me to draw your bouncing breasts a map, my dear.
Sawyer: I'm naked.
Kate: I'm turning my back as you step out of the water.
Sawyer: The camera's showing that sexy v-shape below my stomach.
Kate: Remember that episode of Seinfeld when George was like, "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
Juliet: I didn't wait for you to get out of the shower. I needed to talk to you, so I barged right in.
Jack: I'll knot this towel just under my hips.
Juliet: What's up with you shaving your chest? You didn't do that when Locke barged in on you.
Jack: I always forget to lock the door.
Kate: What is it about being trapped in a zoo cage that has me so aroused?
Sawyer: The bars are phallic symbols.
Kate: No, I think the whole cage is a metaphorical vagina.
Shannon: Oh, you have a gun in your pants.
Sayid: Guns and baths. They turn people on.
Shannon: Really?
Sayid: Apparently.