An awkward air was in the clubroom. Something was wierd. Really, Really wierd. I couldn't quite place a finger on it. Yuki was in her corner,Reading a western book, Haruhi was at the computer, doing god knows what, Koizumi was playing othello, that stupid looking smile gracing his face, Mikuru was in the maid costume making tea. And here I was, dumb nickname and all,waiting for Koizumii's next move. He parted his lips as if to say something,but no words came out. I gave a large smile as the tea was place before me. Sweet necter of the gods, placed before me by a well endowed beauty. The meetings were nice once in a while. The hours passed, and eventually Haruhi made her exit. Meeting in the park tomorrow. Because I can never get a saturday to myself, thats why! Eventually I was the only one left. I shut down the computer, packed my stuff up, and then there was none.

The ride home was the usual, a few hills here and there. I took my old bike outback and headed inside, mother and sister greeting me. He nodded and went up to my room and plopped on my bed. I was tired. Really tired. That strange feeling lurked at the back of my throat. I didn't know why it was there, though. It was a pretty normal day, even a bit boring. Yuki had given me one very strange look though. I couldn't place what emotion it conveyed but I knew it was not normal. I slowly began to drift to sleep. Beethoven's 5th blared from my pocket before I scrambled for my phone. No sleep for good men! It was Yuki. Speak of the humanoid interface.

Hello?

"Hello. It is important that you come to my apartment."

What? Why?

"I will inform you when you get here. There will be benefits for you."

You do realize how late it is, right? But, Whatever. I'll be right over.

"Thank you."

Sure.

I hung up and climbed out of my window. Why the hell was I doing this? Stepping onto the landing and givig a quiet sigh, i took small steps. I slowly lowered myself onto the ground and climbed onto my bike. Taking off through the drive way. The sidewalks were empty, save for stray dog and cats. I stopped by Nagato's apartment complex, parking my bike and going into the lobby. The man gave me a strange look, a mix between confusion and interest. Chances are he knew where I was headed. I took the elevator upstairs and went to Yuki's door. I knocked and took a deep breath. She opened. But she looked diferent now. Her hair was to her shoulders, large curls at the bottom of the locks. Her glasses were back. She was a bit taller too. I looked down at her body. Her chest was a tad larger, only to the point where I could actually make out some breast. She looked great.

"Hello." She spoke, pulling me in by the arm.

Hey, Nagato. A small smile was on my face, wide enough to get the point across.

" The IDSE has updated my body. I was told to test it out on a human male. Koizumi declined. Among the changes I gained emotions, and what I was told is a 'libido'." She spoke, a slight, hardly noticeable confusion in her voice at her last word.

So I'm second to Koizumi? Great. Wait, libido? Oh g- Her lips pressed to mine, I was trapped against her wall.

"Show me what it means, Kyon."

And I swore I could see a grin.

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