Seducing Moony

Author: Lucky Moony
Rating: T, might become a M
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. I do not own Harry Potter, its characters, or anything associated with it. I'm not making any money from this story, and I don't intend to.
Summary: Hogwarts-What happens when Lily Evans drinks a bit of truth potion and spills one of Remus' big secret in the great hall? Lots of problems and weird situations. RL/SB LE/JP AM/FL

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Chapter 1: Lily Evans tells it all!

"Something's different about Moony."

"What's so different? The fact that he still doesn't spend a lot a time with us since that awful prank you played on him last year?"

"I thought he wasn't mad at us anymore... He told me he would still help me with my DADA homeworks and that we can still be paired together in herbology."

"You guys are dense! I'm not talking about what happened last year! I'm talking about the fact that Moony definitely looks different. I don't know how to phrase this but he looks...I don't know ehm..."

"Cuter?"

"Evans, will you please stop eavesdropping into our private discussions. This is a marauder matter and as of lately you still aren't part of the marauders." Sirius Black rolled his eyes at Lily Evans, a pretty red-headed fellow Gryffindor.

Lily Evans always sat next to the marauders since their sorting ceremony. She had always liked to be with Remus Lupin, ever since the two of them where paired up by McGonagall, their head of house, in her transfiguration class six years ago. The fact that a newt had bitten Lily on the same occasion and that Remus had saved her from the toothy lizard might also have played in favour of their friendship.

"You are free to eavesdrop on me anytime Lily." Added James with a lovestruck smile. The bespectacled lad had always had something for Lily Evans. Sadly, the red-head had done everything she could imagine to make James let her be and find another obsession. Nothing seemed to work.

The Gryffindor prefect drank a bit from Alice Meadowes' cup that was next to her crossed arms and rolled her eyes.

"James, won't you ever understand that I don't like you, I don't know you and least of all, I don't even want to be close to you. I only sit next to you because I love to sit next to Remus and because I would so love to get in his pants because he's got such a nice fuckable arse."

She clasped her hands on her mouth and looked panic stricken.

She looked at the three marauders and hoped no one had heard what she had said. Sirius's mouth was hanging open, James looked as if he was going to cry and Peter almost choked on his toast. It seemed to her as if they had all heard very well.

"Oh no! Lily you shouldn't have drunk that, I missed my potion in professor Slughorn's class and he asked me to drink what I have brewed and to write an essay about the effects it'll have on me. I thought I had brewed a pepper-upper potion... You're still my friend, right?"

The brown haired girl twisted her hands with an uneasy smile on her face. She had some problems in potion and professor Slughorn wasn't so keen about letting her in his NEWT class. He always gave her extra assignments (lots of those included she had to drink what she brewed, which made her sick on a few occasion to the great dismay of Frank Longbottom, a fellow Gryffindor).

"Lily, you're joking right? Don't you think my arse is prettier than Moony's?" Hope still sparkled in James Potter's eyes.

The red-head seemed to try really hard not to answer to Potter's question. Her hands quivered and her lips twitched, but still she couldn't hold her answer anymore.

"You certainly have a nice butt James Potter, but it isn't as pretty as Remus Lupin's. I still feel sorry I won't be able to get in his pants since I tried a move on him this summer and he rejected me. I'm not his kind. He prefers-"

"Lily we should go in our dorm, before you say anything else. You know Remus doesn't want us to talk about that." Alice really seemed uncomfortable, she giggled a bit as if to wave the matter of, as James tried to process what Lily had told him.

"She said I had a nice butt!"

Peter rolled his eyes. "She also said Moony had a fuckable arse..."

"What is Lupin's kind Evans, we would all like to know?" asked a Ravenclaw student Denyse Clearwater, a fifth year prefect who also had an eye on Moony.

Lily really tried to keep her mouth shut, but she found she couldn't stop herself.

"He loves the strong and mysterious kinds"

"Lily, please, you shouldn't say anything else." Alice forced Lily to get up and pulled her by the hand.

"Strong as Daphnee Bullstrode?" asked a young Hufflepuff. Some students started to laugh. The teachers were wondering what was going on. McGonagall kept glancing at the marauders, eyeing them suspiciously.

Sirius looked at her and tried to look outraged by the fact that his head of house would have such a bad opinion of them.

"More like Kingsley Shacklebolt." Slowly answered Lily. It was as if her mouth moved by itself. She heard what she was saying, but she couldn't believe it was her that was saying all of this. She was spilling her friend's biggest secret. The one he had told her this summer when the two of them lay on the werewolf's bed.

She had sworn she wouldn't tell anyone, yet here she was saying all of this in the great hall.

"He'd like to be ravished and swept off his feet by a big manly man. And he wants his first time to be ruff and wild and-"

"LILY, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!" Alice had jumped on her friend and had put her hands over her mouth. The red-headed girl was crying. She couldn't understand why she was saying all of this.

The great hall went silent at first. Then, a couple of Slytherins started to laugh their heads off. Regulus and Snape were having so much fun; it seemed as if they would explode due to a short coming of air!

Some fellow Gryffindors tried to save their prefect's honour and tried to shush the Slytherins.

Sirius' mouth was still hanging open and he seemed frozen on the spot. Peter stated he had to go to the bathroom and ran away from the room when he bumped in-

"Ehrm.. Moony!"

Everyone went silent in the room. Even Regulus stopped laughing. They were all looking at the werewolf.

Moony thought at first he had something stuck on his face. He wiped his cheeks. He had almost made his way to the table when someone broke the uncomfortable silence that had fallen over the common room.

"Do you spit or swallow Lupin?"

Some Hufflepuffs started to laugh.

"Do you want me to kick your ass Fintch?" said Adrienna Moody, a member of the Gryffindor quidditch team.

"OOOOOOH, protecting a fellow poofter are you now Adrienna?"

"What?" The werewolf blanched. He really seemed unwell. For a moment, a cruel moment, he thought this was all a joke. Why would they all know he was gay if he hadn't told a soul, well except Lily and Alice, but they wouldn't...

"Do you want me to kick your butt into next week you git?"

"Protecting your little boyfriend Potter?"

"Why, are you jealous, Avery?"

"Don't push me Black or I'll hex you so bad you'll bleed from your armpits!"

Some Gryffindors took their wands out. Some Slytherins did the same. Some Hufflepuffs tried to duck for cover under their table.

"What is going on here, may I ask?" It was McGonagall who wanted to prevent the spell fight that would soon erupt in the great hall. Professor Flitwick was also with her.

Remus really thought he was going to be saved from all of this by his two favourite teachers. He rose from the Gryffindor table, Adrienna and Peter in tow, when what was fatally going to happen happened.

Someone screamed at the top of his lung: "REMUS LUPIN LIKES IT DOGGY STYLE!"

No one ever saw a student run this fast out of the great hall. A lot of students started to laugh and a giant fight exploded between the four houses.

Some even say Dumbledore had to rush to the school from a private meeting with the Minister for Magic to stop the students from fighting.

It was only the start of term, but it already promised to be the wildest one yet.

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Merlin Lily Evans, why did you do that?! I hope you all liked this chapter. Thanks for reading. Don't forget to leave me a little review so I know you guys want me to continue this story.