Soo, here we are. This is for my dear friend, Kenzie, for we both are in LOVE with drunk Blaine 3 Enjoy!
Ring-ring! Ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Kurty!"
"Um...Blaine?"
"Hellz yea, beeeeeeach! Hehehe..."
"Um, are you oka-"
"OMIGOODNESS!"
"What? What happened?"
"KURT!"
"Yes..."
"I HAVE FINGERS!"
"...Umm...Blaine, are you drunk, by chance?"
"One minute, I need to stock up on be- I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OUT OF BEER, I NEED IT! Damn, these idiots...at least I have yoooooooou, Kurty!"
"Do you want me to call someone, or get you home? Where are you anyway?"
"Naaaaaw, n-naaaaaaaaaw, I just...I just need to...to..."
"No, stay on the line, Blaine. Stay on the li-"
"HOLY FUCK!"
"What?"
"Finn is TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!"
"What? What does that...wait, is Finn there?"
"Maaaaaybe...so Kurt...what are you wearing?"
"What?"
"'Cause I think you is some smmmmmmmmexi."
"Uhh...kay, if you will just tell me where you are, and I can come get you."
"Mmm...you gonna play games? Like 'I'm gonna getcha!' And...yeaaaa..."
"...Um, okay, Blaine, this is starting to get weird. I'm going to hang up now. Okay?"
"I've decided you can't walk in front of me on the stairs anymore."
"What? Why?"
"'Cause you ass is SO PERFECT, I just want to grab it! But I can't because we're in public, and...then...you would hate me..."
"..."
"I miss my Kurty-Furty-Wurty...come back to me!"
"Um...okay, this is getting awkward, so I'm leaving."
"I loooooove you."
"I'm hanging up now."
"Okaaaaaaay."
"Byyyyye Blaine."
"BYE!"
xDxDxD Kenzie is laughing at my side as I type, so I suppose that means it's good! Review! :D:D3 I love drunk Blaine :D