A young troll sits in her hive at the desk where her computer contraption rests. She never could understand how they worked, but she loves using them anyway, they're great for keeping track of and talking to her fellow trolls.

What is her name, anyway?

MISS FLOOPILOO_

INCORRECT, TRY AGAIN

SOLLIE MERROM

Yes! That's right!

Your name is SOLLIE MERROM.

The one thing you are completely doting is ART, whether it is the TOMES that litter your hive, or the PAINT WHICH IS SPLATTERED OVER EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE. Though you are horrendous at writing, yourself, you admire different pieces of literature. Your favourite novel is called PUPA PAN, which was turned into a movie that your friend is obsessed with.

Your hive it the most colourful one you have ever seen, not that you've seen many, since you barely leave your beautiful hive. Ever since the accident your friends once had, you rarely leave the safety of your hive, though they still won't tell you exactly what happened. Luckily, your lusus was putting up quite a fight that day and you couldn't do any extreme roleplaying, which you had been looking forward to.

You have many chums inscribed on your chumproll, though there's only a few you choose to contact, most of them only get on your nerves. Your trolltag is seriouslyCur and you seem to speak extra exc!tedly. espec!ally when !t comes to people and top!cs you l!ke.

You click on the name adiosToreador to see what he's up to.

SeriouslyCur [SC] began trolling adiosToreador

SC: -SC releases Catalat-

SC: go, catalat.

AT: -AT SENDS OUT HORSARONI-

AT: hORSARONI, i CHOOSE YOU!

SC: -Catalat used Claw-

SC: -it did 73 damage to Horsaroni-

AT: -Horsaroni used stampede-

AT: -Catalat was defeated!-

AT: hEHEH, i WIN,

SC: as usual.

SC: and. of course. you chose horsaron!.

SC: ! should have seen that com!ng.

AT: uH, hORSARONI IS AWESOME,

AT: yOU ALWAYS PICK CATALAT,

AT: uM, yOU DON'T EVEN LIKE CATALAT!

SC: and th!s way. ! can see him get beaten up,

SC: heheh.

SC: what are you up to.

AT: i WAS JUST SLAMMIN SOME SWEET RHYMES WITH GAM,

AT: iT WAS PRETTY AWESOME, i THINK,

SC: oh. am ! keep!ng you from h!m

SC: ! w!sh ! rap l!ke you guys. ! fuck!n suck. though.

AT: nO, iT'S OKAY, i CAN TALK TO YOU TOO,

AT: aND, uH, yOU'RE NOT THAT BAD,

SC: really.

AT: yEAH, yOU HAD SOME PRETTY SICK BEATS THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED,

AT: gAM THOUGHT THEY WERE AMAZING, tOO,

SC: you showed gam.

AT: yEAH, i DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD CARE,

AT: wAS I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THOSE TO MYSELF?

SC: yeeeeeesssss!

SC: those were so embarrass!ng.

SC: uuuugggghhhh. ! suck so bad. why d!d you have to show h!m.

AT: bUT THEY WERE FUCKIN AWESOME, sOLL,

AT: gAM HAD TO SEE THEM,

SC: he really thought they were good.

AT: yEAH, uM, I SWEAR,

AT: yOU CAN EVEN ASK HIM,

SC: no. ! bel!eve you.

AT: sO, uH, iT'S ALL GOOD, rIGHT?

SC: yeah.

SC: but !'m never rapping w!th you again.

AT: wHAT?

AT: bUT WE HAD SOME AWESOME BEATS GOING,

SC: heheheheheh.

SC: oh well.

SC: your loss.

SeriouslyCur [SC] ceased trolling adiosToreador

Be the other boy.

What's his name?

GAMZEE MAKARA_

Oh, that's right. You are Gamzee Makara. You don't need to introduce yourself to … you. You should already know this troll, if not, well, there's really only one way to describe him for now. As the most bad ass motherfucking rapper anyone will ever meet.

You're sitting in front of your computer, patiently awaiting your bro's response. He's probably talking to Sollie, he always is. But you usually are, too. You have no idea why, since there's not much for you two to talk about (but, somehow, you always find something) and she refuses to try jamming with you, even though she could be as amazing as you and Tavros, if she actually tried to practice a bit.

AT: sO, uM, aRE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM FOR THE PUPA PAN PURSUIT RELEASE?

AT: }:)

TC: NoBoDy Is As EcXiTeD yOu, TaV.

AT: uH, eXCEPT sOLL,

TC: YeAh, ExCePt SoLl.

AT: tHE DOWNLOAD IS GOING TO BE AVAILABLE TOMORROW,

AT: iT'S GOING TO BE FUCKIN AWESOME,

AT: yOU'RE GOING TO PLAY WITH ME AND sOLL, rIGHT, gAM?

TC: FuCk YeAh.

TC: We'Re GoInG tO bE tHe AwEsOmEsT mOtHeRfUcKeRs In ThIs ThInG.

AT: fUCK YEAH!

AT: oKAY, i'M, uH, gOING TO GO NOW,

AT: sO I CAN GET READY FOR THIS,

AT: tOMORROW'S GOING TO BE FUCKIN SWEET, bRO,

audiosToreador ceased trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]

You're not really as excited as you seem to be. Though, you really don't seem very excited at all, except to your buddies that are too excited to see that you're not. Which is probably a good thing, because if they realize you aren't as excited as you should be, they would be all over you, metaphorically.

No, you're really only a little excited for Tavros' sake. If it weren't for him, you wouldn't be interested in this game at all.

But, hey, it might be a little fun, anyway. Too bad you have no idea what is supposed to be happening in the game.

Be a different troll. On a different day.

You are now Tavros Nitram. You have just spent the last hour waking up and settling yourself into your wheelchair.

You roll over to where your computer sits. It is still on, you didn't bother to switch it off the night before so you could download the newly released PUPA PAN PURSUIT and begin playing right away. You have no idea how many of your friends Sollie has convinced to join the game with you, all you know is that you want to play the game.

You click the bookmarked website. It's different from when you last visited it. Which was yesterday. It now has a colourful banner spread across it, depicting Pupa Pan himself leading a group of trolls into the unknown. There is a flashing download button beneath it.

You take no more time in clicking the button and beginning the download.

It seems the download will take quite a while. What to do while you wait...

Tavros: Prance around your room and cackle like an evil witch.

No. You refuse to do that. It would be a little hard seeing as you're stuck in your wheelchair (but only for a little while longer, hopefully!). What is a witch, anyway.

You click on TROLLIAN and open the chat connecting you to one of your best pals, Sollie. You like talking to her. She makes you feel slightly more confident. Even if it's only a little bit. She seems to compliment you a lot, mostly on your rapping, it makes you feel pretty fucking awesome when someone as awesome as her is saying that you're so much more awesome than her. Even if you don't think it's true.

adiosToreador began trolling SeriouslyCur [SC]

AT: hAVE YOU DOWNLOADED THE GAME YET?

SC: !ts download!ng right now.

SC: have you.

AT: mINE IS, uH, sTILL DOWNLOADING, rIGHT NOW,

SC: awesome.

SC: just remember. our group name !s roboticMeows.

AT: uH, rOBOTICmEOWS?

AT: wHERE DID WE GET THAT NAME FROM?

SC: nepeta and equ!us.

AT: yOU GOT THEM TO PLAY, tOO?

AT: sWEET!

AT: tHIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!

SC: ! Know.

SC: !m so pumped.

SC: oh. And nepeta also got karkat to jo!n too.

AT: aWESOME,

AT: sO, nOW THERE'S SIX OF US,

AT: i DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN WAIT,

AT: i WISH IT WOULD HURRY UP,

SC: why dont you see !f gam !s downloading !t yet.

SC: !ll check on nepeta and the rest.

AT: sOUNDS GOOD,

AT: i'LL, uH, sEE YOU IN THE GAME,

audiosToreador ceased trolling seriouslyCur [SC]