Disclaimer: Puddle does not own Naruto, or any of the characters in it. Kishi-chan does! I only own the O.C
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The man was currently trailing behind a young girl. Sounds a bit suspicious doesn't it? I doubt the man was a pedophile though, and if he was…that would be another story, for another time.
The girl was actually about 19,and apparently Leader-sama wanted to recruit her in the "secret" organization called Akatsuki. It was quite unbelievable though, you would think a person who was supposed to be a recruit for Akatsuki was serious, busy training, killing someone at the moment, or was brooding in darkness. But, this time, that was not the case.
This woman wasn't doing any of that.
Currently, the girl had a giant smile on her face, had just pulled out a miniature bottle of sake, and was on her way to a bar. She had plans to mix green tea with Corona, and a bit of Dom Peri. Yum.
He was a bit surprised when she pulled out the sake. He didn't show on his face though. He was too cool for that. He silently continued to trail the young girl as she came to a sudden stop. It seemed she had reached her destination. With most of his body hidden behind a tree, he watched as the girl entered the bar. Quickly he jumped down from the tree he was in, and followed the girl into the bar. As she went to order, he sat at a table where he could get a good view of her, and watched her from behind one of the menus. Suddenly an old woman appeared. She happened to be a waitress there.
Her uniform fit her very tightly, and hugged her blubbery form. Her boobs were heading south. She eyed the man. It didn't seem like the man noticed though. He was busy eyeing the girl from behind the menu. The sexy waitress noticed the man didn't eye her back. So she spoke up.
"Oi! Lolicon man in funny hat!" the woman exclaimed a bit loudly. Luckily the girl didn't hear. Slowly the man turned towards the waitress. "Lolicon?" the man said calmly.
"Ye-," The woman was about to give a witty response when she got a glimpse of the man's eyes. When she did her eyes widened. Even a sexy 70 year old woman like her knew those eyes; the eyes of the Sharingan!
"Uh- lolicon? That's Takahashi-san…he he." the woman tried to play off. Since the man was at a bar, he decided to get something to drink.
"I would like- tostuffabagofdogshitinyourmouth!!"
The man was rudely interrupted from his sentence, by an obnoxious out burst. It came from the front of the bar. Exactly where the girl was. She had gotten extremely drunk, and started to randomly yell out stupid and down right outrageous stuff. The man watched her with disgust. This was who Leader wanted to recruit Akatsuki? I bet it's all Konan's fault. She was most likely wanted another girl to talk to, so she would be able to help her convince Pain to make them paint their nails pink. The girl climbed onto the table, making everyone else's glasses of beer tumble to the floor with a giant "Clash!"
"What the hell's yer problem!!!???" one of the men yelled at her while lifting his fist in the air.
"Yer gonna pair fer that right?!!!" yelled another. The girl looked at the men, a quizzical look on her face.
"What? Pay? I don't have any friggin' money!" said the girl with a "duh" look on her face. Just when the men were about to reply the bartender happened to hear what the girl had just said.
"THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIGGING MONEY!" the bartender yelled his face red with an obviously pissed expression on his face. A vein pulsed while he said it. This girl…no drunk comes to his bar every day…and she never pays. Ever.
"I'm broke is what it means! Duh!!!!" the girl yelled looking down at the bartender form the top of the bar table. The bartender's eye twitched. The girl knew what that meant. RUN. With a giant smile on her face she yelled, "Byeee Flab-channn!! She jumped over the bartender, stumbled a bit on landing and, ran. She ran like the wind, straight out of that place.
"Nyxxxx!!!!!!!!!" the bartender boomed after her. The man smirked at what he just seen. He couldn't help but wonder how Leader would react, when he found out that he was going to recruit a drunk. This was going to get interesting.
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That my friends…was chapter One!!! Rate and Review! Tell me how I did for a newbie. Oh and I love flames!!! As long as ur reviewing its cool.