11 steps to get envy to want to kill you!

by Taco-of-doom

11 steps/ways to annoy envy! half of these were all made up on the spot lol

11 steps annoy Envy and/or get him to kill you!
I do not own Envy or FMA! You can use these in your own fic or however els you want to use these.

1. When he's asleep, pour water on his head and when he wakes up say, "OMG I thought the palmtree died! I saved it!"

2. dye his manskirts pink

3. ask to borrow his bras.

4. ask if he's a girl

5. lock him in a closet with a hyper wrath or lock him with greed

6. tell him he's a girl and when he says he's not run away screaming, "MY LIFE IS A LIE"

7. covince him to go streaking across central or use blackmail if neccisary

a smutty love letter and sighn it from greed or lust

9. steal all his skirts and put them in greeds room. watch as they beat eachother up

10. make lust give him a make over when he's asleep

11. flee to mexico