A/N: this is a very old storyI found a few days ago. I think this will answer a lot of questions. It's season 6 base.

What really happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico?

"I told you I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico"

Dawn Summers (End of days)

Yes, they finally told us what happened to Willow and Tara's faithful cat. But what exactly happen? And when did it happen? I believe it went something like this:

Dawn was at her house looking for her sister's crossbow. She had stole it from her and now lost it. And Buffy still didn't notice her.

What was Buffy doing? Shewas upstairs with Spike, doing what she claims is only a work out, but Dawn knows they're having sex. Tara told her. Tara told everybody. Who knew Tara like to gossipt?

Dawn kept looking, but got distracted by stealing stuff every couple of minutes.

Then, Tara and Willow arrived carrying their cat. The girls were holding hands, you know cause they're gay. Remember. Willow's gay now. Totally gay.

"Dawn, sweetie, what are you doing?" Asks Saint Tara who could do absolutely no wrong.

"I 'd lost my crossbow"

The witches let go of their cat and started to help Dawn look around. Eventually Willow started to drink water. Lots of water. Lots of expensive bottled water. Why cause she's addicted! Magic is bad. So kids don't do magic!

Dawn was about to give up, when she's spots the crossbow on the couch next to Miss Kitty Fantastico "There it is!"

Before any of them can reach it, the cat grabs the crossbow and points it to them "Alright, witches, I finally got you" the cat said.

"You can talk!" said Willow, shivering because she needed to use magic.

"Well, of course I can. I have been talking for months. Don't you see that I'm human!"

"You're human, honey?" Tara said, scared but yet nurturing.

"Yeah, didn't you notice?"

"I thought, I was imaging things. After all I did believed that I was a demon all my life" Tara told the cat.

"And I've been to busy being too gay now, that I didn't even notice. You know, because I'm gay" Willow said.

"Either way, turn me back, or I'll kill you all" The cat threatens.

"I will, honey" Tara move her hands and some lame special effect covered the cat. The cat turns into a man.

"Thanks, now if you'll excuse me I have to look for a job. I guess I can keep the name and become a hooker" the man said as he left the house.

Buffy and Spike came down the stairs, sweaty and breathless. Even though Spike doesn't breathe or sweat. Buffy looks at the three scared girls

"What's wrong? What happened" the slayer asks them.

"Miss Kitty Fantastico threatened us with a crossbow" Dawn said.

"He wanted to become human again" Willow added.

"So, I turn him back, and now he's going to be a hooker" Tara finished.

Buffy eyes widen "Wow. It's like Mr. Gordo all over again"

And that's what happen. And now you also know what happen to Buffy's stuff pig Mr. Gordo as well.

The end.