Nerves
CHAPTER ONE: Why didn't I stay?
A/n: Hi guys, this is my first fic cause I'm a pretty new author and although I hope I don't make many mistakes I would really appreciate it if you could point out where I've made really bad mistakes and I don't mind a bit of advice about writing either. I May no be able to post new chapters every week since my school gives me unnecessarily large amounts of homework : ( and I want to try to get my chapters to be long enough. Well any who don't forget to R&R !
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I put my head in my hands. The sooner the doctor came over the sooner I'll know if Daisy is alive. If she survived that is. Stupid Bowser. Stupid Peach. Stupid me. If only I'd stayed...
(FLASHBACK)
" LUIGI!", shouted Mario, who literally tore down our bedroom door.
" What! I didn't finish your stupid spaghetti so leave me ALONE I'm sleeping!" I shouted.
Jeez. Mario's such an idiot, he probably ate it himself.
" Actually I didn't come for that, though now that I think of it would be nice if you could buy some more of that pas-
"Just tell me what you came for and go away!"
"Okay, okay umm well The beautiful, awesome, gorgeous, sexy blonde-
" Peach got kidnapped again didn't she", I deadpanned.
" Yup and I have to save her," said Mario his voice full of arrogance and pride.
" Lemme guess I have to come don't I."
I HATE saving Peach, she only gives Mario the credit and she tells the papers how perfect Mario is when all he does is sit home, eat Pasta, and play the lottery that he knows he'll never win! But saving that stupid ditz it's better than staying home I guess. Not were that freak Birdo can get me. Scary.
" Fine i'll get my stuff", I said in a I'd-rather-eat-Bowser's-ass tone and was already climbing out of bed when Mario stopped me.
" Umm about that...How 'bout I do the rescuing today" , he said pushing me back into my bed.
Say WHAT!
MARIO NEVER GOES ON AN ADVENTURE WITHOUT ME! HE'D BE DEAD WITHOUT ME! HE'D BE KISSING BOWSER'S SORRY ASS WITHOUT ME WHAT DOES HE MEAN I'M NOT COMING!
" Sorry what did you say ?" I said as nonchalantly as possible.
" Your not coming, look after Daisy or something " , he said in a bored tone.
" HELL NO! What changed Mario! You always let me come with you! Do you want Fame or something? Am I too boring for your taste? Do I get in the way? Well lemme tell you something! I am the reason YOUR still alive, it wasn't for me you'll still be stuck in that stupid portrait and-
" Chill bro," he said pushing me down from the uptight stance i was in.
" I just want you to be safe. Things are different know, you and Daisy have kids and Bowser shouldn't be invading your personal life know that your married."
I sluggishly slumped against my pillow and thought this through.
If I left Daisy alone now would she be okay? Everyone knows of our marriage and Bowser isn't always as stupid as he looks so he probably knows already. Was it a good idea to put Daisy in danger by marrying her? But Daisy can deliver blows better than I can so I'm pretty sure she and the twins will be fine...
" Daisy can fend for herself and our children, and believe me when I say you NEED me."
" You sure 'bout that bro, you need to spend time with your kids you know that?" He said in a soft voice.
His tone frustrated me. I'm not a kid and he doesn't have a family so he's no expert. And I do spend time with my kids! I spend almost everyday with them! I would be living with them and Daisy as soon as we get a mansion anyways!
" I don't need help to get on with my life and I will come no matter what you say, even if it means stalking you, " I said with finality .
" Fine whatever, you'd better eat know 'cause I'm not wasting 20 minutes at Pasta King again" ,he said as he walked out of the room.
" Your one to talk", I mumbled when I thought he was out of earshot.
2 DAYS AND 13 HOURS LATER:
" Finally *huff* we've reached * gasp * the princess ! " Mario wheezed, crawling on the smooth rock surfaced floor.
" C'mon Mario, you couldn't possibly be that tired it's only two flights of stairs", I said impatiently.
" But That was the most excruciating , painful , tedious climb of my short 23-year-old life!" Mario wailed.
" Stupid, lazy, fat ass brother can't even handle two flights of stairs and he's a so-called hero", I mumbled discreetly.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY! "
" Oh, nothing just saying Bowser's a stupid lazy fatass who's unlucky not to have a brother heh heh" , I replied sheepishly.
" Yeah that's what I thought you said."
Suddenly a large sound emitted to my right, and I just about jumped ten feet in the air.
" MWAHAHAHAHAH you stupid plumbers fell for it!" said Bowser making a grand appearance by destroying half of the platform and squashing at least twelve koopa troopers.
" *coughdumbasscough* ",Mario mumbled.
I snickered next to him. He's never serious.
" I'm surprised to see you here luogi, umm Louie uhh- WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS! I would have thought you'll be at home with that feisty princess in yellow?"
GAH! HE KNOWS!
I gulped. Bowser was giving me a wide smirk and I'm pretty sure I'm sweating bullets.
" Lets see how that petty princess can handle my best magikoopas then", Bowser said Giving my an ugly toothy smile.
Oh my stars.
Without thinking I bolted, jumping over one of the massive holes Bowser made and dodging at least 8 fireballs.
Faintly I could hear Mario's disappointed voice shouting my name and Bowser's thundering roar ringing in my ears. I couldn't even stop. I wasn't thinking. I would run all the way back if I had to. I need to get there in time, I need Daisy, I need luck!
Oh stars what have I done
( END OF FLASHBACK )
A/N: Well that's chapter one up and i hope i'll be able to get another one up by the end of the week. If not you'll know I'm working on it. Until then, stay awesome!
~ cooltiger~
