A/N: If it's not obvious this fic will contain crossdressing. It's a sailor moon parody, basically the only pairings are MarcoxAce, and ZoroxSanji. There might be light coatings of others if you kinda squint.
Prologue
"Shanks!" Mihawk cried as he watched his friend get blasted against the wall across from him in a flash of orange heat. He turned to glare in the direction of maniacal laughter from the one who hurt his friend.
"This is like spanking naughty children!" Doflamingo chortled, in his majestic pink feathered glory. His coat flapped in the wind giving him a particularly evil air. His grin, wide and euphoric, suddenly sobered as he turned his gaze to rest on Mihawk who had rushed to his unconscious friend's side. "Devil Swordsman, you're the last to kill," he hissed and raised his hand to use his overheat ability.
"Damn it, Redhair wake up!" Mihawk shook Shanks violently, but all that accomplished was making his lips flopping back and forth like a duck. An unconscious duck. Mihawk knew then that this was the end and that the Devil Scouts were done for…unless they could live on. Quickly, he ripped the straw hat from Shanks's head and tossed it to a small cowering figure off to the side behind a heap of rubble.
"Hnn?" Doflamingo glanced to where Mihawk had tossed it and saw the small reindeer shaking and holding the straw hat with snot hanging from his nose.
"Chopper take that and…find Marco, he'll know what to do!" Mihawk yelled.
"DEVIL SWORDSMAN NOOO!" Chopper yelled, gripping the straw hat with a death grip and shaking.
"Do it you fool or our sacrifices will have been in vain!" Mihawk growled, he kept his arms locked tightly around Shanks who, with his straw hat gone, had transformed out of his fluffy red skirt and high heels. "Now go!"
Chopper flinched at the force in Mihawk's voice and quickly took off in a run while tears streamed from his eyes.
"How adorable, but useless," Doflamingo scoffed, "Don't think I won't go after him. Then I'll slaughter whatever useless fool he passes on the Devil Scout power to."
"Do your worst you damn dirty ape!" Mihawk cursed just as Doflamingo let his power flare forward and engulf the last remaining Devil Scouts.