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PS-Only 'Pirates of the Caribbean' 1 Happened Movie Characters featuring: Jack, Will, Elizabeth, James Norrington, and Barbossa! Thank you! Now Read on Please!
"JAMES NORRINGTON!!!"
"It Wasn't My Idea! Its Was Will!"
"Will!!!" Elizabeth exclaimed
"Don't Start Blaming Me! Its was Jacks Idea!"
"It Was The Dead Monkey!"
"How The Hell Can A Monkey Do That!?! Idiot!!!" Barbossa Bellowed
"You. Guys. Are. So. DEAD!!!"
"Uh-Oh" They said in union and ran.
Hi. I bet your wondering what is going on? Well let me start out as to say that my name is Jenna and these four idiots are my friends. Yes, William Turner, Elizabeth Turner, Commodore James Norrington, Captain Hector Barbossa, and Captain Jack Sparrow are indeed my friends. We have all been friends since we all seen each other in Tortuga.
Now let me begin on what is going on. Now you see James came for a visit to Tortuga and Barbosa and Jack were re-stalking the Black Pearlwith rum and Will and Elizabeth have come to see and old friend. Me. So we all met up at the pub and get a round of drinks on me. I work in the pub, not as a prostetute, but as a bartender and I also brake apart bar fights and i get benefits such as free drinks! Jack was always happy I got this job. James would just shake his head saying that woman should never do such work. But that's James for ya. Will, he just doesn't want me to get into any bar fights. But...Too late.
Now let me explain to you why I was yelling at them...starting from the beginning.
I walked down the streets of Tortuga, heading towards the pub near the docks. My clothing was not of a dress because the men on this island take it that every woman here is a prostitute so i dress like a man. Kind of like how Will dresses but more form fitting. And I wear a black bandana. And hide a knife in my sleeve for protection, you never know what can happen in Tortuga.
As I walked into the pub looking down I bummped into someone.
"Oh! sorry sir. didn't see where I was going." I said hurriedly
"No, no, my fault ma'am." The deep voice said.
Now that voice sounds so familiar. I thought. I looked up and there stood a Navy man in uniform. Then I looked at his face and I couldn't believe my own eyes!
"James Norrington!? Is that you!?!" He gave me a quizzical look, then he went wide eyed
"Jenna!?! oh my god!" we both shared a hug.
"What are you doing here James? I didn't know you liked Tortuga all that well. Considering there's pirates." I teased, he smiled down at me
"Can't a man visit an old friend once in a while?" he smiled "I'm on leave for a week and decided to go some place different. and here I am."
"It is so good to see a new face-..." *SLAM, BANG, BANG, CRASH, SLAP!!!*came loud noise and I knew what was going on. Fight. I looked over James' shoulder and there was a crowd of people hollering and circled around two people fighting.
"What in bloody hell!?" See part of being the bartender I also had to take care of any fights. Meaning...Breaking them apart.
I ran to the crowd, James right on my tail, I pushed my way through the crowd. I kept yelling out at the top of my longs 'Move!' and 'Get Out of the Way!'. Finely after a lot of pushing and shoving I reached the fight and I could not believe my own two eyes at the sight.
It was Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa! brawling on the ground with a couple tables turned over and some broken glass. James stood right by me, like me slack-jawed. My friends were fighting...
Hector threw a punch toward Jacks face and dodged a kick from Jack and nailed him in the Jaw. Jack then got him back in the gut and then did an upper cut but Barbossa leaned back and so Jack missed. And then it was getting even worse with Jack pinned against the pole and Barbossa B*tch slapping him...
I snapped back to reality and ran right into the fight at the same time two other people that wore hats and long jackets stepped in and tried to separate Jack from Barbossa. As James helped me restrain Barbossa. I swear if those two would not stop I was going to make all hell brake loose and it isn't pretty.
"HECTOR BARBOSSA AND JACK SPARROW, STOP IT RIGHT NOW! YOU BLOODY PIRATES!!!" I bellowed at the top of my lungs. James had Barbossa in a head lock and the two figures held Jack back by rstrainong his arms behind his back.
It was quiet for a couple moments and then Jack and Barbossa got a good look at me.
I was breathing hard because Barbossa may look old but he is a tuffy to get a handle on. So I walked to stand directly in the middle of Jack and Hector. I looked from Jack to Barbossa. And gave a little smile. It was still quiet so I looked back at the crowd.
"Go Back To Your Business! There's Nothing To See Here!" and they all quickly dispersed. Then I turned back to Jack and Barbossa and smiled
"Now. Are you two going to behave when U tell these three to let you go?" I looked at both of them dead in the eye. Then they silently nodded.
"Good. James and gentlemen? let 'em loose" and not even a second later U was engulfed in a big bear hug and my feet weren't even touching the ground!
"B-Barbossa...Let me...Down...Can Breath!" I said and Barbossa laughed
"Ms. Jenna is that any way to say 'hello' to an old friend?"he smirked
"Cant say it, if I cant breathe, now can I?" I chuckled and then arms slipped around my shoulders and then looked to my left to see Jack grinning
"Ello luv." I smiled
"Hello to the both the of you! and look who else is here! Will and Elizabeth!" I Exclaimed.
James, Barbossa, and Jack looked confused.
"What?" James said
"Where?" Barbossa Said
"I Dont See Them." Jack Said
All three of them were looking around.
I laughed and walked right up to the two cloaked 'men' and took there hats off to reveal...Will and Elizabeth! in the flesh!
James, Jack, and Barbossa looked wide eyed at the pair.
"How did you know?" Will asked smiling
"We wanted to surprise you!" Elizabeth pouted
"Oh c'mon! how could I not? you two always knew how to restrain Jack from a fight!" I smiled wildly! because all of my friends were here!ALL of them. I stared at all of them with a huge grin plastered on my face. Each of us played a part in the group.
Barbossa-Like a father to the whole group
Jack-Crazy and funny but also very sneaky Uncle
James-The protective and orderly person in the group
Will-a easy going person
Elizabeth-the caring
and me? well I am the sunshine in the group. always there to make them laugh and always make a bad situation become an adventure.
I heard a throat clear and looked behind me to see that James was not even a few inches behind me. I jumped a little. and everyone laughed and then I pouted and gave them a sad look then that sad face broke into a smile. I looked toward the back where there is a corner and it whad a curtain that was tied open with some cushions and it looked big enough for all of us, so I grinned up at everyone.
"C'mon! follow me! lets all hang for a while!" I graved James and Jacks hand and lead the all over to the area, then said " You know that was really stupid. 'lets all hang'? really ironic for the two pirates!" me, Elizabeth, James, and Will cracked up! becuse instenly Barbossa and Jack held onto there necks.
~Couple Hours Later~
We were all having a good time chatting away and catching up with each other. I loved it so much! I never really had a family. My parents would always beat me and say that I was a huge mistake. So when i was at least 12 or 13 I snuck onto a ship and somehow ended up in Tortuga where I was taken in by this very pub. They said that I could live here if I worked and i only get paid little but still enough to eat. Here I me all my friends! They all didn't really like each other that much. Them being Norrington Not liking Jack or Barbossa. But they all bumped into each other and miraculously decided to get a drink. And so I was the one tending to the group and then I got into a brawl with a big hefty guy and got slapped so hard I saw stars. By then the group decided to help me out and we have been friends ever since. James gave that man the beating of his life! Barbossa, Jack, and Will Threatened him if he ever lay ed a hand on her again, they would kill him. Elizabeth conferred me.
"Excuse us ladies us men have somethin' to do. We'll be back shortly." Barbossa and the rest of the guy's stood up walking away. Leaving me and Elizabeth alone to talk.
"Oh Elizabeth! I feel so happy that all my friends are hear! I missed you guys so much!" I was so excited and a little tipsy, but I was still Sober.
"I have missed you too Jenna! Will and I got a little board with Port Royal. We haven't seen you in a while so we decided to come here and see you." she smiled "Even thought you said you would come see us. Your mean *pout* how could you?" me and her just cracked up.
"Well its difficult to get a ride off the this rock!" I flayed my hands around.
"Oh but its been so long. Have you meet anyone you fancy?" I blushed and nodded and she smile slyly
"Who? Who? Who?" she leaned forward. See I have liked James because he was descent but still know how to be himself around Tortuga. I figured I could trust Elizabeth.
"W-well...I-I Li-*SPLASH*...Oh. My. God!!" I shrieked and so did Elizabeth. We just got a sh*it load of something really Slimy and Smelly dumped on us and I really didn't want to now what it was.
I swiftly turned in my seat and I saw ALL FOUR of them with a bucket in there hand and they all had a Wicked smile on there face! I looked towards James because he was smiling the most...and here is where we left off...
"JAMES NORRINGTON!!!"
"It Wasn't My Idea! Its Was Will!"
"Will!!!" Elizabeth exclaimed
"Don't Start Blaming Me! Its was Jacks Idea!"
"It Was The Dead Monkey!"
"How The Hell Can A Monkey Do That!?! Idiot!!!" Barbossa Bellowed
"You. Guys. Are. So. DEAD!!!"
"Uh-Oh" They said in union and ran
Those fools were running together in the pub while the music was playing and they were jumping over tables and dodging people. I was having a little trouble because I was running on the tables but then I would spill some drinks. I got a couple of 'HEY's and 'BLOODY HELL's.
"When I get my hands on you, you guys are so gonna get it!!!" I yelled. Jack looked over his shoulder, While Barbossa just laughed. Seems Will and James were enjoying the chase too. Oh how I cant wait to wipe off those smiles.
"Separate mates! she cant get us all!" and then they all went separate ways through the pub. I cursed them and then I had an idea!
"Elizabeth!" I yelled above the music.
"What!?!" she yelled
"Help me catch these fools!!!" I yelled running past her after James and Barbossa "And when you catch Jack and Will, Tie them up!!!"
"Will Do!!!" and we were running like there was no tomorrow
I was close behind James and Barbossa when they both ran up top a table, jumped off it and then continued running. I jumped onto the table and smiled I got you now i thought. I ran onto the table
"Gottcha Suckers!" then jumped down bringing them both with me.
~10 Minutes Later~
Me and Elizabeth stood side-by-side smiling triumphantly. While James, Jack, Will and Barbossa were tied up in chairs and giving us both dirty looks.
"Just think, you brought this on yourselves" I smiled and then they tried to struggle.
"It is no use gentlemen we made sure the ropes were secure." said Elizabeth
"Elizabeth." Will whined she smiled "I just had to do it." we both laughed. Now we always did these kind of things to each other. Play a prank and we would sure as hell get them back. Ten Fold. It was the boys idea to do it so whatever. There just stupid like that sometimes.
Now the guys looked at me scared out of the minds at what I can do. See we were back in our spott where the curtain was and the four of them in a row tied in chairs...what to do? they were helpless and I can do what ever I want.
I smiled wickedly and looked towards Elizabeth
"Elizabeth?"
"Yes?" I looked at the four of them
"Take your pick of the four. Pick two." She gave a me a confused look. I leaned near her ear and whispered
"Pick two and then get them back however you please." she smiled wickedly
"I'll pick Jack and Will."
"OK. That leaves me with James and Barbossa" we looked back at them and the gave us curious glances.
"By the way Elizabeth it has to be resonable." I called to her. Because the place where we were sitting had a curtain to sepurate the small area, so she pulled Jack and Will's chairs on the other side. When she was done I turned to Barbossa and James and smiled wickedly.
"Ok boys now comes the time for a little pay back."
~Outside The Curtains~
"Jenna. What are you doing?"-James
"Elizabeth, don't! Please, we're sorry!"-Will
"OW! No! Please Ms. Jenna."-Barbossa
"I Swear It Was The Dead Monkey! No, no, no...OUCH!!"-Jack
"JENNA, Stop! OW,OW, OW!!!"-James
*SLAM! BAM! CRASH! SLAP! WHA-BAM! BOOM!!!*
~5 Seconds of Silence~
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW" All of them screamed
"Bloody Murder! That F*cking Hurt!!!"-James
"Curse The Bloody She Devils Ya Are!!!"-Barbossa
"Son of a B*tc!!! Elizabeth! How Could You!"-Will
"Im Not Sure I Deserve That! Ow!...I May Have Deserved That One!"-Jack
"Serves You Right!!!"-Jenna, and Elizabeth.
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(A/N) BTW this was actaully my first story! please tell me how you like it so far! I was planning on making this a continues story! I was thinking about it being a 'James Norrington Story' but please send me a messege on who you might want it to be! I log on everyday so I WILL get your reviews and messeges! Also if you have any other story ideas that you might want me to add into this story or another I'm all ears!
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