Hello there! I'm glad you actually took the time to click the little blue buttons labeled ' Funny Short Stories for Twilight! ^_^ I'm so happy. Now go on and read....what are you still reading this for? Go on! Unless you want to read the thing below before the actual story?
Inner me ( yes, I have an inner. I used to have an inner emo, but she died.....long story. ): hi
me: Hi yourself.
Inner me: That's a nice way to talk to yourself.
Me: you idiot
Inner me: You just insulted yourself.
Me: *twitch* Inner me, go and say the disclaimer.
Inner me: Okay! Outer me doesn't own Twilight. Stephenie Meyer does. Though, outer did try to by it off of her.......but she only had a dollar on her so......yeah. Now read the story!
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Chapter 1: Spicy Chicken
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Bella and Edward were walking through the cafeteria with lunch trays in their hand and they were heading toward the lunch line. As they waited, Bella saw something that looked appetizing. She poked Edward in the arm and he looked at her.
"What?" Bella pointed toward the thing she was curious about. It was wrapped in that silver stuff and she could smell the aroma coming off of it.
"What's that?" Edward looked a the thing she was pointing to.
"It's spicy chicken." Bella smiled.
"I've never had that before. I want it." Edward shook his head.
"Don't get it."
"Why not?"
"'Cause you won't be able to handle it." Then the line moved and Bella saw her last chance to get her spicy chicken. She looked at Edward and noticed that he was off looking in another direction and she made a quick grab for it. Luckily Edward didn't notice until they were sitting alone at a table in the corner. The rest if the Cullen family were out hunting. He noticed when Bella took the silver stuff off.
"I warned you." Bella shook her head and took a bite of the spicy chicken. She looked calm at first until she made a face and spit it out on her tray.
"IT BURNS EDWARD!!!! IT BURNS!" Edward tried to calm her down and took her by the shoulders.
"Well, I told you not to eat the spicy chicken!" Then he took a water bottle from no where and gave it to her. She chugged it down in 20 seconds and she looked fine after that. After that, she glared at the evil chicken for about a minute until she got an idea. She turned to her vampire boyfriend and he gave her a look that would make you burst out laughing.
" Edward, you try it." He raised both his eyebrows in shock before replying.
" I can't, I'm a vampire." Bella put her hands on her hips.
"That's your only excuse? Come on, you can always throw it up later." Edward sighed before taking the 'thing' in his hand. He looked at it for a minute before talking a bite. After a second, he ran to the fountain. Bella laughed at him.
" HA! You only lasted one second and I lasted five. Who can't handle it now?" Edward walked over to her and grabbed her arm.
" Neither of us. Now let's go." Then he dragged her out of the cafeteria, leaving everyone to stare at the door that they just left through...
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Well, do you like it? This might become a multi-chapter type thing if you review. I have other ideas that I have talked over with my super-secret organization. Alright then, review please! I'll take criticism because you have to learn from mistakes. And, yes I know, It's short, but the title does say 'short stories'. Bye!