Hey guys! Okay, I was watching TOW Chandler crossed the line (or something like that xD) yesterday, and this idea came to my mind. I started writing yesterday on my notebook, and I wrote it now on my pc. Mainly Ross/Phoebe friendship.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I have some Shrek pencils, some pens, a rubber… yeah, you get the point.
"Ross?"
"What?"
"I overheard what you were saying to the girls, before…"
"How? I was so careful?"
"You call gloating about it for half an hour careful?"
"I wasn't gloating, I-"
"Anyway—Ross, you didn't have to do that!"
"I know I didn't have to, but I wanted to. Pheebs, you love playing guitar!"
"Yeah, I know! But it's just—unfair! Come on, your music is just so good, y'know? You can't give that up, for me!"
"Yeah, I can! Pheebs, I love playing, but your music means more to you, than mine means to me, okay?"
"It doesn't matter! Don't you get it Ross? I feel guilty about it! I can't let you do something like this, okay? It would be like… the Beatles not writing anymore, because they feel bad for the Oasis. It's just not right."
"Pheebs, you're no Oasis. You're like the Rolling Stones!"
"No, no way! You know, I try, and I try to be like you, and I am obviously good- but… I'll never be as good as you! You're the legend, Ross. I'm just a good band. Ross, face it, you're totally the Beatles. I mean, you also dated Julie!"
"What's Julie got to do with this?"
"She did look like Yoko Ono…"
"Oh, so you think I'm John Lennon?"
"Yeah. Well, there's just no way you're as cute as Paul…"
"O-kay… still, would you stop the Oasis?"
"Well, they are too full of it…"
"Still, that's great music!"
"Yeah, but… you know, you can stop 'Wonderwall' but you can't stop something like 'Yesterday' or 'Hey Jude'. They're just immortal. You Play, Ross, you should know!"
"Okay, so, you agree that the Beatles are wiser than the Oasis."
"Of course, Ross!"
"So, if the Beatles gave you advice, would you listen to him- them? Would you listen to them?"
"Yeah—I guess…"
"Then listen to the Beatles!"
"All I need really is love?"
"I meant listen to me, Pheebs."
"Oh. Listen to you?"
"Yeah! Make it big, Pheebs! It's your dream, not mine. Follow it!"
"You—You were meant to be a poet, y'know?"
"Well, I am John Lennon…"
"Thanks, John."
"That's fine, Pheebs."
"There's something I can do for you? You know, to repay you?"
"Just go on with your music, Pheebs. Okay? Don't worry about me, or anyone else."
"Well, I can't just stop worrying about anyone, you know…"
"I mean metaphorically, Pheebs."
"Okay. You know, you should really explain this kind of things better…"
"Fine. So, what are you playing tomorrow?"
"Smelly cat, and the garbage woman."
"Fancy."
Oh, there you go! No offense to any Oasis fan for the they're too full of it thing, okay? It's just a joke. Oh, and I know it's short, but- well, too bad xD. Please review? I really had a lot of fun writing this, I want to know if it's any fun, or I'm just stupid xD