I do NOT own Harry Potter. Or I'm sure I wouldn't have crazy dreams like this.
This is just a weirs dream I had and decided to type it up.
I went to bed and had the weirdest dream
I was somehow on this hover bus on the highway, talking to Hermione Granger. When Jack Sparrow start screaming at me to get of the bus. So I make my way to the door but the bus driver refused to stop. I open the door. I stand there.
Everyone joins in with the shouting so I jumped. Then I got kidnapped and I found myself in a white building. Then a weird woman started chasing me so I ran for it and then found myself running with Harry Potter, who was chasing Voldemort, who was trying to propose to Bellatrix, who was trying to find and kill Sirius Black.
Then somehow Ironman grabbed me and Harry Potter and dropped us in front of Voldemort, ho was now proposing to Bellatrix. Then I was at a wedding. Then Dumbledore who was doing the reading thing was like,
"If you object to this wedding speak now, or forever hold your tongue. Then everyone started holding their tongue.
But then Harry Potter stood up and said,
"This marriage can't happen because I'm in love with you Tom Riddle (aka Voldemort)." Then Voldemort was like,
"I only proposed to Bellatrix, so you'd be jealous."
Then they started doing the slow motion running thing when Bellatrix ran and stood between them looking at Harry Potter and said,
"I only agreed so you'd be jealous." Then Voldemort was like,
"No! He's mine."
"No he's mine."
"He's MINE."
"He's MINE."
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!" Then Harry was like,
"You guys should fight over me." Then Voldemort and Bellatrix started duelling. Then a green light hit me and I woke up...