homer simpson traveled to a far away land in order to get aweay from work. homer homer went to a plac called the mushrom kindonm, where many unique toads greeted the yellow man. but homer had a different idea. he was going to meet a new friend who was going to introduce him to new things that homer would enjoy, like cake and pudding. of course, that was when homer met the man he was looking for.
"wah! you musta be homr!" wario said.
"indeed i am," homer said. "and you... must be wario."
homer was so turned on he started to make out with wario. the two men started groping each other's meat sticks, rubbing and tugging on each other like two statues coming to life and pulling on the hair of living people. homer got wario so hard, wario started to fart and shart in his pants. wario got distracted and filled his britches with poop. wario got naked and so did hommer.
"you want my ass, big boy?" homer asked. he got on his hands and knees as wario began eating homers asshole. homer enjoyed the rimjob and wario started stroking homer's erect penis. homer enjoyed it like a dog enjoying getting his balls licked. however, homer felt a little different as he realized one thing: wario was starting to eat homer alive.
"wait whattre you doing?!" homer asked.
wario could not ansswer as he had homer halway into his mouth. soon, homer was all the way inside wario, and was swallowed alive. wario burped as homer sat inside the fat plumber's belly waiting to be digested. soon, he was and wario pooped him out.
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homer awoke from his dream. he wondered what the hell he was drinking last night, but ultimately thought nothing of it and proceeded to life the rest of his life as well as he could.