Hey, guys! I decided to write this story after I saw one too many stories of people landing in the World of Naruto, then becoming insanely strong in only a few days because of some, 'hidden power,' or something, and getting either Kakashi or Sasuke to fall in love with them. This is a self-insert story in which I make fun of these types of stories, and say what I think would REALLY happen if something like this happened to me. I hope you enjoy it!


The Truth about Going to the Naruto World

Prologue: Why me, of all people?


Hello. My name is Tim Horn. I am currently 17 years old.

My name doesn't have any hidden meaning, or divine purpose. It's just a regular, English name.

I'm nothing special. In fact, I'm VERY out of shape. I weigh 320 pounds. I have MAN-BOOBS, for crying out loud! Although people are starting to say that I am loosing weight. It must be the walking I do to the Train Station I every weekday. And the fact that I'm lifting weighs in P.E.

Anyway, my life is normal. I have an annoying sister and brother, good parents, LOTS of Video Games and Manga, and I shall turn 18 in August 20th. Life was okay.

I didn't have a horrible childhood, or have anything happen to me to give me super powers, or anything like that.

So my only question is this.

Why did the powers that be, whatever they are, choose ME, of all people, to end up in the world of Ninja?

Why did they choose me, of all people, to end up in the world of E to S ranked Jutsu and Ninja?

Why did they choose me, of all people, to end up in the world of Naruto?


And that's how it begins! In the next chapter, I'll be entering the world of Naruto! And to note, I do like these types of stories if they are written well. Anyway, Catch you next continue!