Author's Note: I have a friend who is a totaly Snape fan and so we were making Harry Potter themed cupcakes when of course I had my Lucius cupcake start molesting on her Snape one and then another friend just randomly brought up how amusing it would be if Snape had said "Turn to page 69" so yeah I had to write it. Please enjoy!
Snape: *is reading*
Lucius: *comes up from behind and leans against the armchair Snape is sitting in*
Lucius: Why are your fans so obsessed with you saying "Turn to page 394"?
Snape: How should I know
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Lucius: *smirk* you know what would earn you evern more fans?
Snape: No and I don't want to know
Lucius: If you said "Turn to page 69"!
Snape: Get out of my study you white haired pouf
Lucius: But Severus -
Snape: Out
Lucius: You'll succumb to my charms one day *leaves*
Snape: *sigh* I wish the Dark Lord would send him on a suicide mission already *turns back to book and notices that he is on page 69* DAMN YOU LUCIUS!
Lucius: *behind the door* he he he
A/N: please review ^-^