A/N: I'm really bored, so I decided to write this. This will most likely be stupid.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Outsiders.
One day this gorgeous girl walked into the Curtis home. She didn't know anyone from the gang. She didn't care. She was new in town. She couldn't stand her parents and wanted to get out.
When she opened the door, seven boys looked at her. Their jaws dropped. She had blonde hair and bright blue eyes. She was 5'7 and incredibly skinny. She was 17, the perfect age for Dallas Winston. Darry, who never has time for anything but working and reading his paper, was in shock. His eyes almost popped out of his head!
"Enchante mademoiselle," Soda replied, because he knows French.
"Bonjour. My name's Equinox." It was the 60's,everyone had weird names!
"My name's Sodapop. I love your name and I love you!"
"I love PIE! I hate cake!" Two-bit said while enjoying some apple pie. Steve gave him a shocked look and then gazed at Equinox.
"My name's Steve. You can call me Steve or Wonder woman."
"I love Wonder woman." Equinox said.
"Equinox, I'm Ponyboy. I dig girls. Do you like sunsets?"
"No! I love moonsets." Ponyboy, quite content with this answer, ran into a wall. He was aiming for the door leading to the porch, but he thought is was a "push" door.
"Would anybody like to go on a date with me?" Equinox asked. Someone ran into the house. It was a leprechaun. The little man was wearing bright purple.
"Sir! What's wrong!?" Equinox asked.
"Ik houd van purper. Groen is zo yeterday. Ik haat Mary-vervolg. U bent Mary-vervolgt! U moet dan weggaan!" The little man said. Every leprechaun knows Dutch!
Equinox disappeared with a bang, Literally. Dally shot her. Everyone stared at him in disbelieve.
"What? That chick scared the toenails out of me!"
A/N: O.K that was weird! Translations! Sodapop said, Enchanted to meet you Ms." The leprechaun said: "I like purple. Green is so yeterday. I hate Mary-Sues. You are a Mary-Sue! You must leave then!"