Lenore Takes Mr. Gosh Hunting
By Sammeh (Typed by Jess-chan)
*Note: Some of this is quotes from the Lenore comics, but we don't own it, so BLEH!*
--
Mr. Gosh: *barges into Lenore's house* Lenore, I'm back to smother you in my manly love!
Lenore: AAAH! EEE! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU AGAIN!!
Mr. Gosh: I know...you're a very accident prone little vixen...Eh heh....but I have an idea!
Lenore: Holy sh*t...
Mr. Gosh: A looong walk on the beach, a pretty candlelight dinner, and some DESSERT!
Lenore: Eh...riiight....I have an idea!
Mr. Gosh: What, my love?
Lenore: *glare* Go to hell.
--A few minutes later--
Ragamuffin, Muffin Monster, Taxidermy, Mr. Gosh, and Lenore: *in the woods*
Mr. Gosh: What are we doing here, my love?
Lenore: *glare* We're going to hunt the 2-backed beast!
All: Uh..yeah!
Ragamuffin: o_o; I think I heard something...
Muffin Monster: Someone go check it out!
Taxidermy: I think it's the 2-backed beast!
Lenore: *shove* Go check it out, Mr. Gosh! :)
Mr. Gosh: Of course, my love, just hold my tea biscuits.
Lenore: Riiight...get out there before he gets away!
Mr. Gosh: Okidly Dokily! *dash*
Lenore: *whisper* Ready, guys?
All: Yeah!
Lenore: NOW!
All: *whip out guns, fire away*
Mr. Gosh: AAAH! *splat*
All: Yeah!!
Mr. Gosh: *walks out holding some sort of beast* Hey guys, I'm back and I've caught the ever-elusive 2-backed beast! It got shot in the head, which made it easier to catch!
Ragamuffin: Uh....that's Taxidermy's mom..
Taxidermy: You sick sonnuva...
Mr. Gosh: Oh tea biscuits..
Taxidermy: *beats the crap outta Mr. Gosh, eats him*
Muffin Monster: Are you ok, Taxidermy?
Taxidermy: x_x; That's not gonna digest well...
Lenore: O_o; Ugh, eew!
Ragamuffin: Well, at least he's dead.
Lenore: Who wants to go back to my house for some tea and muffins?
THE END
By Sammeh (Typed by Jess-chan)
*Note: Some of this is quotes from the Lenore comics, but we don't own it, so BLEH!*
--
Mr. Gosh: *barges into Lenore's house* Lenore, I'm back to smother you in my manly love!
Lenore: AAAH! EEE! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU AGAIN!!
Mr. Gosh: I know...you're a very accident prone little vixen...Eh heh....but I have an idea!
Lenore: Holy sh*t...
Mr. Gosh: A looong walk on the beach, a pretty candlelight dinner, and some DESSERT!
Lenore: Eh...riiight....I have an idea!
Mr. Gosh: What, my love?
Lenore: *glare* Go to hell.
--A few minutes later--
Ragamuffin, Muffin Monster, Taxidermy, Mr. Gosh, and Lenore: *in the woods*
Mr. Gosh: What are we doing here, my love?
Lenore: *glare* We're going to hunt the 2-backed beast!
All: Uh..yeah!
Ragamuffin: o_o; I think I heard something...
Muffin Monster: Someone go check it out!
Taxidermy: I think it's the 2-backed beast!
Lenore: *shove* Go check it out, Mr. Gosh! :)
Mr. Gosh: Of course, my love, just hold my tea biscuits.
Lenore: Riiight...get out there before he gets away!
Mr. Gosh: Okidly Dokily! *dash*
Lenore: *whisper* Ready, guys?
All: Yeah!
Lenore: NOW!
All: *whip out guns, fire away*
Mr. Gosh: AAAH! *splat*
All: Yeah!!
Mr. Gosh: *walks out holding some sort of beast* Hey guys, I'm back and I've caught the ever-elusive 2-backed beast! It got shot in the head, which made it easier to catch!
Ragamuffin: Uh....that's Taxidermy's mom..
Taxidermy: You sick sonnuva...
Mr. Gosh: Oh tea biscuits..
Taxidermy: *beats the crap outta Mr. Gosh, eats him*
Muffin Monster: Are you ok, Taxidermy?
Taxidermy: x_x; That's not gonna digest well...
Lenore: O_o; Ugh, eew!
Ragamuffin: Well, at least he's dead.
Lenore: Who wants to go back to my house for some tea and muffins?
THE END