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CHAPTER ONE

ME : HELLO EVERYONE ! This is my summary about ( what I think) is the best character in ninjago history ! Lloyd garmadon . ' she said sighing dreamily .'

COLE : What are we ? chop liver ? .' Cole asked she smirked and nodded.'

ME: Hey you said it , I didn't .

JAY : She only likes Lloyd because he was little and cute .' Jay said folding his arms and rolled his eyes .'

KAI :No she likes him because he is the most powerful ninja .' Kai said she frowned .'

ME : That is a horrible thing to say ! Imagine me just liking Lloyd for his power ! I mean yeah being the most powerful ninja doesn't hurt , but he's so hot ,uh, ugh never mind stop taking me off track ! .' she said blushing.'

ME : Now lets begin .' she said clearing her throat.' okay so watching ninjago you don't get all of the details about its best character , Lloyd Montgomery garmadon .

( Maybe I should write a complaint to the Lego company for such a crime ! )

KAI : Montgomery ? what kind of middle name is that ? .' Kai asked she narrowed her eyes at him as she whacked him in the head with a long bamboo stick ( stole- uh borrowed from sensei ).'

ME : Lloyd's ! so don't make fun of it ! .' she said as Kai rubbed the back of his head .'

She put down the stick and cleared her throat.

ME : But what they do give us is a little adorable blonde ( candy obsessed ) kid. His only real goal is to make his father , Lord garmadon proud , but by doing so he lets loose one of the most annoying and evil villains .' she said dramatically holding her papers up .'

( Yeah a long purple tailed snake , totally scary . Garmadon beats him by a long shot .)

ZANE : I would not call him the most evil villain b-

ME : Be quiet Zane ! stop ruining my moment ! .' she said straightening out her papers .' Now his name is Pythor P. Chumpsworth , he is last of his kind ( after eating his entire tribe ) and the last remaining anacondrai .

( For one that name is sooo! lame , it doesn't even sound sinister ! )

ME : So anyway he ends up becoming Lloyd's partner in crime and the most "loyal friend " well so Lloyd thinks. And to start there evil doings they : Throw rocks at little kids boats , eats 25 scoops of ice cream , Lloyd rolls in a "keep of grass area " and the most sinister stealing candy from babies .

( Wow if that's not totally sinister then I don't know what is )

JAY : Ew ! that is so gross ! the candy was already half eaten and had baby germs on it ! .' he said dramatically ,she face palmed herself.'

ME : Thank you Jay for that great discovery .' she said .'

ME : Now after they steal candy and eat it all in there secret sinister lair (A.K.A) Pythor's old prison , they decide that to be truly evil they plan to get a "double revenge" on the ninja and Lloyds old boarding school .

COLE : Oh yeah I remember that , especially when Jay had that stupid idea for us to all hold onto the anchor and we crashed into the school and down five floors.' Cole said and Jay folded his arms.'

JAY : Hey it was are only option ! .' Jay whinnied.'

KAI : And now we know when Jay says ," you have to trust me on this" run for your life .' Kai said .'

ME : Can we please stop talking about Jay's stupidity ! and move on ? .' she said then cleared her throat .' Okay so , only more trouble comes for Lloyd , when Pythor and him get trapped on the roof of the now broken building, and when cornered Pythor steals the map from Lloyd and vanishes leaving poor Lloyd trapped and alone , but the ninja take him back to the bounty .' she said with a sigh.'

ZANE : I remember that .' he said in his monotone voice , and Kai just scoffed.'

KAI : How could you not ? As soon as the brat got on board he started making trouble .' Kai said she grabbed her stick and whacked his head hard.'

ME : Leave Lloyd alone ! .' she said as Kai groaned.'

( I love that episode ! Especially when they have to figure out sensei's "hard" riddle and of course the look on there faces when sensei reads Lloyd a bedtime story instead of there horrible suggestions)

ME : Yeah you guys were so mean !

JAY : we were not ! we were just giving friendly advice to him .' Jay said she scoffed.'

ME : Yeah , " wash his mouth out with soap for a year ", " grounding him indefinitely ", " and have him sit in the corner for a century," is just friendly advice.' she said her arms folded and the boys smiled sheepishly.'

COLE : Wasn't me .' Cole said she sighed .'

ME : Anyway Lloyd does not get anything so cruel , but instead becomes part of the family and part of the team.' she said sighing again , then smiled wickedly.' Oh and wait until you see the next episode !

KAI : It isn't ? .' he asked she nodded .'

ME : You better believe it hot shot ! .' she said rubbing her hands together and smiled mischievously.;

END OF CHAPTER.

AUTHERS NOTES :

Thank you so much for reading the first chapter ! This is the first thing I've ever posted so I would really appreciate reviews, so far my only supporter is DarkRed101 , my sister. I'll post another one soon , thanks for reading !