Prator: Prator here. This is my first official fiction, so please read and review!
Morlock: I am his pet dragon!
Prator: I don't own any characters related to Inuyasha or the official plot! Just the story!
Chapter 1
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(Weird title, eh?)
Miroku was dreaming of perverted thoughts in his perverted dreams, heck, he thought them all day long. During the day he did perverted things and said perverted things and during the night he did perverted things and said perverted things. He was the most perverted man (in fact, the world, and possibly the universe) in Japan.
One day in heaven his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfatherlooked upon his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-son and he was displeased with his perverted behavior. So he asked the mighty fanfiction authors to punish his son. Unfortunately for him there was only one newbie at the time called Prator. (wink wink)
Prator came to Miroku in a dream. (Which was the dream that was stated at the start)
"I have come to you now, Miroku."
Miroku having perverted dreams
CENSORED
(The things he does during the day are already perverted, imagine his dreams.)
"Due to your elder father ordering me to eradicate your perverted acts, we curse you to have the power to sense the perverted thoughts of others." Said Prator. "Including daydreams."
"What!" "You dragged me out of my dream with Sango-san having !" Said Miroku. Why should I listen to you?"
"Also, if you commit a single act of a pervert, you die."
Said Prator. "This curse ends at the end of this month."
"Bye, for now…."
"Wait!"
Miroku wakes up, and says: "It was just a bad dream.
But little did he know what was in store…
Prator: Was it long, or short? Read and review! I will answer all reviewer questions! Flames shall be fed to Morlock!
Morlock: MEEP!
Not to insult any religion that does not have heaven
No, it is not the dreaded lemon themes, I leave you to guess….