Author's Note: I promise I'm not on any sort of mind enhancing, or in this case, mind dulling drugs. If you find this story incredibly stupid/boring/etc. don't worry. You're not the only one.
Adventures in Hell
Spike and Vicious are hanging in hell after their fight.
Spike: This is all that woman's fault.
Vicious: *grumble*
Spike: What'd you say?
Vicious: …nothing…
Spike: What did you say?!
Vicious: I hate you.
Spike: I hate you too, buddy.
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Vicious: I don't know.
Spike: Hmm…
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Spike: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…
Vicious: Shut up.
Spike: *glares at Vicious*
Vicious: *glares back*
Spike: You started it.
Suddenly, there is a flash of light and a girl falls down into hell. She lands near Spike and Vicious.
Ed: Ouch.
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Ed: *gets up while rubbing her head*
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Spike: Ed?
Ed: Yes?
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Spike: God help us.
Ed: Ed is confused.
Spike: Why in hell's name are you here?
Ed: Computer. Bang bang. Crash crash. Funny white light.
Spike: What?
Vicious: I think she's trying to say that there was a terrible accident involving a mother board and a few incorrectly matched wires, in which the wires ignited and lead to mass explosions that dislodged her from her nearby seat and flung her head first into a wall at a velocity of about thirty five miles per hour, thus causing a cerebral hemorrhage upon impact and ultimately death.
Ed: Wee!
Spike: Right. I knew that.
Vicious: Sure you did.
Spike: *glares at Vicious again*
Just then, another white light appeared and Ed was sucked back up from the direction she came as a voice said, "Sorry kid. We sent ya to the wrong place."
Spike: There is a God!
Vicious: Not that you'll ever see him.
Spike: What was that?
Vicious: *sighs*
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Vicious: There goes my chance of actually talking to an intelligent life form.
Spike: And what do you mean by that?!
Vicious: Oh, I think you know.
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Spike: Jerk.
Vicious: Jerk times ten.
Spike: Jerk times a hundred.
Vicious: Jerk times a thousand.
Spike: Jerk times a million.
Vicious: Jerk times infinity.
Spike: Jerk times… er…
Vicious: *waiting*
Spike: Damn.
Vicious: Ha.
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Spike: At least I'm not covered in bird poop.
Birdy: Sqkwak!
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Vicious: I hate you.
Spike: I hate you too, buddy.
The End.