(Disclaimer duh) I don't own naruto or any of the charters (wish I did)
The crash of the fifth alarm clock this month .naruto only thought was "shit not another one" as he looked at the broken clock.
He managed to get dressed and out the door somehow and was early to class "must be a sign of Armageddon" he yawned and he just wanted to have a quick nap because why he had to get this early kami only knows.
He was woken by schreeching of the pink haired banshee commonly known as sakura . "Come on kit let me at least eat it" Nauruto thought about it for a second but then rembered the civilian council "damn it we can't". He was about to ignore the screeching really it is possible (for naruto anyway).really he was when "naruto tell ino pig I'm destined to be with sasuke" .naruto couldn't help he laughed
At this point the whole class looked at naruto like he was crazy .this was naruto who been asking sakura out for years was laughing at her. As " SHUT UP NARUTO BAKA" as she went to cuff his head only to be stopped by an angry naruto .sakura looked like a guppy "I had enough of your crap, your like all the other fan girls if this is your not even trying to be a ninja hell your dishonoring all kunoichi as we speak" at this point everyone else looked like guppy too.
He couldn't stand to be in the same room as the pathetic excuse of a shonbi any longer maybe he should talk to the hokege about leaving team seven
he let go of her hand and made to walk out she try to punch him he caught it again and "tsk tsk leave me alone you pink haired banshee" he hit the gobsmaked sakura in the face and tied her to her chair when she came out of her daze only to see naruto leaving the classroom he turned her way "sasuke doesn't bat for your team if get my meaning" sakara only looked confused "you're the wrong gender" he got a blank look still sigh "he's. Gay. Likes. Boys" at look of recognition on her face he laughed as the look morphed into one of horror and a mournful cry of NOOOO! Could be heard as all of his stalkers felt a disturbance and a great sadness as they began to cry for some unknown reason.
As he turned into the corridor he pulled out his icha icha paradise book and started reading he'd have to thank kakashi for buying it for him why they don't let him buy it beside the demon fox thing I mean if he' old enough to kill he should be old enough to drink and buy icha icha paradise book his monologue was interrupted by ikura sensei walking up the corridor "naruto where you going you're supposed to be in class" trying to avoid the prison sentence of killing sakura" naruto replied in a bored tone "why" ikura looked him oddly before having to admit that even he's considered it at times. "okay then"
So this is my first fan fiction so don't be too harsh .I'm really hoping it doesn't show to much and rember if you see any spelling mistake or I'm not using the correct term email me and I'll try to fix it. This is only a one shot /crack fic but if you want me to continue just say I'll try to write a semi-decent story
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