Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I do own myself. Nimue owns herself. All the other characters own themselves. We just don't own Gundam Wing.
The Chibi Store
Characters (not gundam):
Alex: The author formerly known as Shinigami's Lil Sis
Nimue: The best friend or the author
Dyani: Friend of Nimue
Director: The nameless, ageless, gender neutral movie director person
Characters (gundam):
Heero
Duo
Quatre
Trowa
Wufei
Relena
Dorothy
Zechs
Director: Hmm…What kind of tortures…I mean movie should I do today? *looks at a bunch of posters on the wall of different anime stuff* Hmm…eenie, meenie, minie…mo! *points at the Gundam wing poster* Gundam Wing it is! *walks over to a weird machine**presses a bunch of buttons and the G-boys and a few extra characters come out of the machine*
Relena: HEERO!!!!!!! *glomps him*
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Zechs: DOROTHY! GET OFF MY BACK!
Dorothy: *has glomped Quatre and is sitting on Zechs hugging him*
Quatre: *is trying to escape from Dorothy*
Dorothy: Oh, Quatre. We haven't finished our duel yet! *pulls a rapier out of a plothole*
Quatre: ARGH! GET AWAY FROM ME! *gets loose and takes cover behind Trowa*
Duo, Wufei: *stand up and watch the fun*
Director: Ooh, this is going to be fun. Now for the regular people. *gets back on the machine and presses more buttons**three girls fall out of the machine on top of Duo and Wufei*
Nimue: Shit! Right at the best part too! Someone is going to pay dearly for making me miss the rest of my show!
Dyani: Nimue, you've seen that episode a hundred times.
Nimue: But…but it had Duo in it…
Alex: *dazed* What just happened?
Wufei: Baka onna! Get off of my back!
Duo: Shut up Wufei. At east you only have one.
Nimue: *looks at her "landing pad"* Duo Koi! *glomps Duo*
Dyani: *helps Alex up* Kinda sad, isn't it?
Alex: Yeah…oh hey, there's Quatre. And Trowa, and Heero, and Zechs, and….
Dyani: Quatre?! *runs over and glomps*
Quatre: Oh dear god help me!
Director: Ahem.
All but Zechs, who is still squashed: *look at the ageless, nameless gender-neutral director person* What do you want?
Director: Why, only to make you famous! I am a director with no name, no age, and no sex.
Zechs: What?
Director: Sex, not Zechs
Zechs: Oh.
Director: okay, never mind the introductions. Just take a script and find your dressing room. Be ready in a hour.
Duo: Ready for what?
Director: Filming. *tosses scripts at everyone*
Everyone: *shrugs and heads off to their dressing rooms*
1 hour later…
Director: Scene one, act one, take one. And action!
Alex: This is stupid…
Nimue: And boring
Dyani: How much are we getting paid for this?
Director: Enough. Now act!
Dyani: *sighs and picks up the newspaper**in a totally unenthusiastic voice* Hey, look. There's a new store down at the mall.
Nimue: Gee, really?
Alex: What's it called?
Dyani: The Chibi Store.
Nimue: Chibi store? The mini-store?
Alex: Weird.
Nimue: Hey, I have an idea. Let's go down there right now and check it out.
All: *leave the stage*
Alex: Do you think it'll work?
Nimue: I'm sure it will. We put up a good enough face to make anyone believe that we were dragged here.
Dyani: I can't wait for scene two.
Nimue: Alex, couldn't you have made that first part a bit more fun?
Alex: Not really. Besides, we needed something to complain about.
Director: Everyone get ready for scene two!
Nimue: *wicked smile* Now the fun begins…
Scene two
Alex: Well, there it is.
Dyani: The Chibi store.
*screams and weird sounds can be heard from inside**the girls take a step back*
Dyani: Um...you go in first Alex.
Alex: No, really. Nimue's the brave one. She should go first.
Nimue: Chickens. *opens the door and walks in**screams*
Alex, Dyani: Nimue?! *run over and look in*
*in the store are bunches of little chibi gundam characters*
Chibi-Relena: Heewo! Down wun away!
Chibi-Heero: Omae wo kowosu, Wewena.
Chibi-Duo: I hungwy!
Chibi-Wufei: This is all your fawt Maxwewl! *chases after Duo with a mini-katana*
Chibi-Dorothy: Oh, Quatwa, whewe awe you? *hides her rapier behind her back*
Chibi-Quatre: Twowa, save me! *hides behind the chibi*
Chibi-Trowa: ……
Zechs: *reading* Welcome to the Chibi Store. We sell chibis for you to own.
Chibi-Duo: *runs behind Nimue to hide from Chibi-Wufei* Haha Wufei! You can't huwt me cuz I'm wid da nice wady!
Nimue: Aww! Isn't that the cutest thing! *picks up Chibi-Duo* Don't worry. I'm not gonna let the bad boy hurt you.
Chibi-Duo: *hugs* Nice wady
Nimue: *winks at Alex and Dyani*
Dyani: *picks up Chibi-Quatre* Well hello there little one.
Chibi-Quatre: I'm not widdle. *pouts*
Chibi-Dorothy: Yesh you awr Quatwa. Youw widdle and tiny and cute and I wuv you!
Chibi-Quatre: AHHH!!!!!
Chibi-Trowa: *is sitting in a corner*
Alex: Aww, how kawaii! I can't decide which one I like best! *whispers* all right, where's Trowa?
Nimue: *points over to the corner*
Alex: *walks over to Chibi-Trowa* Hey there. What're you doing all by yourself over here?
Chibi-Trowa: ….
Alex: *sweatdrops* Okay…
Chibi-Heero: Get away fwom me Wewena! *runs off the set and jumps onto a lever to pull himself away from Chibi-Relena*
Director: No! Don't pull that…*the lever falls* Oh shit.
*a beam of light hits all the people in the room*
When the light clears…
Duo: What the hell just happened?
Relena: *is now tall enough to glomp Heero again**does so*
All other previous chibis: *look around**five chibis sit on the floor*
Chibi-Alex: I was not anticipating dis
Chibi-Nimue: You said it
Chibi-Zechs: Can we kiwl de diwector now?
Duo: Ah! Chibis! How kawaii! *picks up chibi-Nimue*
Heero: Hey! I wanted that one! *takes chibi-Nimue from Duo*
Duo, Heero: *start arguing over who will get chibi-Nimue*
Chibi-Nimue: I ahways wanted Duo fightin faw me but never quite wike dis. *sweatdrops*
Chibi-Dyani: *toddles over to Quatre**glomps him as best she can*
Quatre: *falls* Whoa!
Chibi-Dyani: *beams* I cawt a Quatwa!
Chibi-Alex: I towd you not to mess it up! But you did! You messed it up!
Chibi-director: Does dis mean I'm nawt gettin' paid?
All: *sweatdrop*