Disclaimer: I don't own YGO or Nickleback
A/N: ok! First shot of the fic, if you like it, please let me know by reviewing me ^^
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"What!?? You're Ill??" I screamed at my Hikari. Why do Mortals get ill? What's flu? Aw heck who cares, everyone in the city's got this evil thing called 'The Flu'.
"You'll have to go Christmas shopping with the others Kathy *cough* *Hack* *wheeze* oh I hope Ryou's ok *sniffles*"
Oh boo-hoo. She's worrying over a wet paper bag known as Ryou. *tuts* I swear, that boy is not normal! I mean, he should have been born in the Tudor times when 'ole shakey was writing that crap they called plays. He would have fitted in just nicely. He looks like a girl anyway *sniggers* oh wait….did she say…others?
"Others? What others??" I hollered, making her creep further down into her bed sheet.
"They'll be here any minute Kathy. I thought you would've of liked you're friends to go with you"
You've GOT to be kidding me! I never knew I had friends outside the PC! (Yes I do know what technology is! Unlike those old cronies –turned-17yr olds called Dopey [Marik] , Grumpy [Bakura] & Sleezy [ Yami ] . They can't even operate a wind-up clock)
The door bell rang as I got my purse and car keys. Then, the most unthinkable happened as I opened the door.
"Bloody hell, I was hoping you were sick! Or even better – dead" Marik remarked before I came back with my own.
"Aw what a shame, maybe next time you should order a better M.Rod from a quality catalogue like, oh I dunno, Tescos?"
I grinned as he began to curse and swear. Then, the other two appeared. Oh joy.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the great Sanura, where's your Hikari? Sick I presume?" Yami mocked me by doing one of his exaggerated bows.
"Shut up you old fart before I ruin your manhood, not that you had one to begin with" I snapped at him and jumped into my black sports car.
Why must they torture me with their incompetence? Like last week in school in DT, we had to dissect a dead frog. Instead, Bakura decided to skin and dissect the school's pet hamster and give it to me as an early xmas present. Then Marik took it off of me and ate it before I had a chance to bring up my lunch!
Yami on the other hand, was too busy sending chairs to the shadow realm because he wanted to decorate the place and make it more 'hospitable'
"Didn't that simpleton Ryou tell Katy anything about us joining you?" Bakura asked, slicking his hair back and adjusting his jeans to make himself comfortable. Note to self: stop staring at Bakura's Jeans…if you like them that much, buy your own!
"W-What??? You? Yami? And Klutzoid over there? Joining ME???" I exclaimed, still looking at Bakura's Jeans, well where that huge bump was anyway…..what?? I wanted to know what it was! So I asked. Big Mistake.
"Sanura's looking at the Thief's stiffy!! HAHAHAAAA!!!" Marik & Yami roared with laughter until Bakura set his man-eater bug on them.
*sighs* Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve will never be the same….then again….it could be worse, Yami could be driving my car…..
~*Ten minutes later *~
" YAMI YOU'RE DRIVING IN THE WRONG LANE!!! WATCH FOR THAT OLD – OH MY RA! YOU KILLED AN OLD GRANNY!!!"
I frantically tried to grab the steering wheel. The only problem is that when you're strapped into the back, it's kinda hard to do anything. I wish Bakura would leave me alone, he keeps talking about how strong and devious he is *blushing*. I have no idea why I done that *hits her head on the car seat* there, much better.
Maybe I should have put on the bumper of my car: If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
That should warn mortals that Yami is driving….and Marik's driving up the wall with his impression of Nickleback's 'Invisible Man'. Maybe he should make like the lyrics and disappear!
For the sake of Ra, and Christmas, LET ME LIVE!!!!
A/N:
Kathy: are you TRYING to torture me! Leaving me with those bozos
Katy: *sighs and coughs* well it might turn out for the better…you need to spend more time with them.
Kathy: *screams*
Katy: ^^;; R+R plz