Vaati, Where Are You?!

A door opens with a loud creak.

"Vaati, where are you?!" a shrill voice calls out.

No reply comes from the room.

"Vaati?!" the voice calls out again.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" someone replies.

"Vaati!" the boy calls out with delight.

Vaati sighs and steps out of the darkness. The young boy, who was dressed in a black tunic and a white shirt jumps out and grabs onto his leg.

"Get off of me, little brat!" Vaati screams and tries to shake the boy off his leg.

"But Vaati!" the boy whines.

"What?!" Vaati asks.

The boy smirks, "What's that?!"

Vaati sighs and does a face palm, "Shadow...how many times do we have to discus this?"

"Vaati, I don't recall us talking about it! Pweas!" Shadow asks.

"NO!" Vaati yells as he teleports away.

"Hey Vaati! Vaati! VAAAAAAATIIIII!" Shadow is no reply.

"Vaati, come back! I promise not to ask about it again!" Shadow pleads.

Vaati's voice appears, "And how can I trust you?! You are a pest!"

"Vaati, where are you?!" Shadow asks.

"I'm not telling you!" Vaati teases Shadow.

"If you won't come out..." Shadow says pouting.

"What can a kid do to a sorcerer?! Nothing!" Vaati says.

"If you won't come out...I'll post pictures of it on the Internet!" Shadow threatens.

"Shadow! No! If you dare remove those pants...!" Vaati says.

"What's that? You say you want pictures of yours online as well?!" Shadow asks getting excited.

"Shadow! This is not supposed to be a teen fanfiction! If you can't control yourself, I will lock you away!" Vaati says.

Shadow gasps, "VAATI...DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FORTH WALL?!"

"Yes I did! So what?! It's not like anyone is gonna read this or anything!" Vaati says.

"If no one is gonna read this...does that mean you can tell me what that is?!" Shadow asks.

"No. You don't get it, do you?" Vaati asks, very much irritated.

"Vaati, I still wanna know, where are you?" Shadow asks.

"Shadow, I have something important to take care of. Don't touch my stuff while I'm gone or you will be in big trouble!" Vaati warns.

"Okay Vaati!" Shadow smiles innocently as Vaati leaves the room.