Chat Room #15489
Chat ID: They-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Buddies Online: Neriah, Matt, Isabel, Ethan, Arkarian, and Dillon
Isabel: Hey guys
Matt: Hey sis
Neriah: Hey
Ethan: What's up?
Isabel: Nothing much.
Dillon: Nothing ever is up
Neriah: Except for you, Dillon
Dillon:...
Ethan:... mental image
Matt: EWWW Ethan! Keep that thought out of you mind!
Matt: Innocent Truthseers are in here!
Matt: points to Neriah
Isabel: If she were there, she'd slap you
Neriah: ...
Neriah: Be right back guys.
Neriah has left
Matt: Where'd she go?
Isabel: Like hell I know
Matt has left
Ethan: I wonder why he left without saying goodbye...
Dillon: I bet you a soda that Neriah went over there.
Ethan: Deal.
Neriah has returned
Neriah: I'm back.
Isabel: Where did you go?
Neriah: I had some business to attend to
Matt has returned
Isabel: Hey Matt
Matt: THAT LITTLE BITCH!
Ethan: Who?
Matt: NERIAH!
Matt: She comes over right?
Matt: and she comments on the joke I made about her 'innocence'
Matt: and then...
Matt: SHE SLAPS ME!
Matt:...
Matt:...
Matt: Why am I the only one talking here?
Matt: ...
Matt: looks at online list
Matt: Oh no.
Matt: She's online isn't she?
Dillon: Yup.
Ethan: Yep.
Isabel: Yeah.
Neriah: Hello, honey.
Matt: Erm... hello, dear?
Matt: Nice to see you?
Isabel: lol
Ethan: lol
Matt: ...
Matt: I think I'll just shut up now.
Neriah: Good choice.
Arkarian: Hello
Isabel: ARKARIAN!
Dillon: Oh no...
Ethan: Well, at least she can't kiss him over the internet...
Ethan: ...
Ethan: Can't she?
Dillon: is scared
Isabel: Oh shut up
Dillon: You know, technically we can't.
Dillon: We're online!
Ethan: Nice revelation, Dillon.
Ethan: How long did it take you to come up with that?
Dillon: ponders
Dillon: About ten min—
Dillon: HEY!
Isabel: lol
Neriah: lol
Matt: lol
Arkarian: Who was the one who made the chat room name?
Dillon: ME!
Dillon: Why do you ask?
Arkarian: ...
Arkarian: You are an idiot.
Ethan: OMG.
Ethan: Arkarian just insulted somebody.
Ethan: lol
Neriah: lol
Isabel: about time, too...
Matt: lol
Matt: It's just plain sad when you are insulted by Arkarian...
Matt: I mean, if he agrees...
Matt: then it MUST be true...
Arkarian: sigh
Arkarian: Has anyone looked at the chat room title besides me?
Matt: No
Isabel: Yeah... no, not really.
Arkarian: sigh
Dillon: QUIT SIGHING!
Arkarian: Quit being so stupid.
Arkarian: sigh
Dillon: ...
Dillon: You're doing that on purpose...
Arkarian: So?
Arkarian: What are you gonna do, Dillon?
Arkarian: Send me crashing into a brick wall?
Arkarian: sigh
Dillon: glares
Isabel: lol
Isabel: You go, baby!
Arkarian: thank you, thank you
Arkarian: bows
Dillon: glares
Matt: So...
Neriah: So...
Matt: So...
Neriah: So...
Matt: I'm sorry for my behavior earlier.
Matt: Is there any way I can make it up to you...
Neriah: thinks
Neriah: well...
Neriah: I know a secret room about three doors down from you
Matt: ...
Matt: Meet you there in three minutes?
Neriah: Deal.
Matt: See ya soon.
Matt has left
Dillon: Ethan...
Ethan: Yeah?
Dillon: I just remembered...
Dillon: You owe me a soda
Neriah: From what?
Isabel: Dillon bet Ethan a soda that you went over to Matt's...
Neriah: ... oh
Ethan: groans
Ethan: OK, Dillon
Dillon: YES!
Arkarian: I've never seen someone excited over getting another rush of sugar-inflated caffeine...
Neriah: Well, before I break out the dictionary to unconfuse myself with those big words you just used, I'm gonna go check up on Matt...
Isabel:... ew
Neriah: giggles
Neriah has left
Dillon: Arkarian, are you making fun of my teenage cravings?
Arkarian: Quite honestly, Dillon...
Arkarian: ...
Arkarian: Yes.
Ethan: lol
Isabel: lol
Arkarian: I, myself, survived quite some time without soda.
Arkarian: I, do believe, that I turned out quite nicely.
Dillon: Yeah, and I bet Isabel thinks you 'turned out quite nicely' too
Ethan: lol
Isabel: OMG DILLON! ETHAN!
Arkarian: Don't worry–I'm just glad someone agrees with me for once.
Dillon: lol
Ethan: lol
Arkarian: So, Dillon...
Dillon: Yeah?
Arkarian: Back to the chat name...
Dillon: WHAT ABOUT IT?!
Arkarian: You are an idiot.
Isabel: Yes, we've established that fact...
Arkarian: "They-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"?
Isabel: OMG
Isabel: lol
Isabel: I feel evil
Isabel: GO VOLDEMORT!
Ethan: More like Moldy-Shorts
Ethan: lol
Dillon: lol
Dillon: Somehow that second one just makes me feel even more evil...
Isabel: I can see it now...
Isabel: STEP BACK HARRY POTTER!
Isabel: No magic needed for this one!
Isabel: Just spray some Spray-N-Wash on Moldy-Shorts!
Isabel: And the tough stains are gone!
Ethan: lol
Dillon: lol
Arkarian: ...
Arkarian: Who's Harry Potter?
Arkarian: And Voldemort?
Arkarian: And Moldy-Shorts?
Arkarian: eyes narrow
Arkarian: Isabel...
Arkarian: Is there someone I should know about?
Isabel: NO!!!!!
Ethan: lol
Dillon: lol
Dillon: I could see that...
Dillon: Isabel getting freaky with some imaginary book characters...
Dillon: Although it wouldn't be so bad...
Dillon: Harry from the movies isn't so bad looking...
Ethan: ...
Ethan: Dillon you just had a gay moment...
Isabel: Psht.
Isabel: He has those all the time...
Dillon: DO NOT!
Dillon: clutches fur-lined silk boxers to his chest
Dillon: I'M NOT GAY!
Ethan: lol
Isabel: lol
Arkarian: sigh
Dillon: QUIT SIGHING!
Arkarian: continues sighing without interruption from Dillon
Isabel: Yes, baby? Go on...
Arkarian: Am I the only one here concerned that an Order member could access this chat room...
Arkarian: Seeing as the title is so obvious...
Isabel: Honestly?
Ethan: We couldn't give a care.
Dillon: No offense.
Arkarian: Well... if I cannot protect the Named from future disasters...
Arkarian: I must say that I am bored.
Arkarian: ...
Arkarian: Isabel?
Isabel: ???
Arkarian: As that annoying man in that movie you made me watch said...
Arkarian: "Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?"
Isabel: ...
Isabel: Now.
Isabel has left
Arkarian: :-)
Arkarian: Christmas has come early.
Arkarian has left
Dillon: That was...
Ethan: Disgusting?
Ethan: Disturbing?
Ethan: Frightening?
Dillon: Is there an all-the-above option?
Ethan: Most definitely.
Dillon: You know, I don't know what is worse...
Dillon: The idea of what they are doing right now...
Dillon: Or the fact that Arkarian totally got laid from a cheesy Austin Powers line...
Dillon: IT'S NOT FAIR!
Dillon: That line never works for me! That man has everything!
Ethan: No kidding... remember what he's doing right now...
Dillon: ...
Dillon: is disgusted
Dillon: wow... mental image of a naked form...
Dillon: ... and it wasn't Isabel's...
Ethan: shudder
Ethan: thinks
Ethan: You know...
Ethan: Our whole buddy list was just picked off in pairs...
Ethan: Couples off to do the dirty...
Ethan: Too bad Rochelle isn't alive...
Dillon: ...
Dillon: You do know that if we keep picking off in pairs...
Dillon: Pairs that go 'do the dirty'
Dillon: Then I'll be stuck with you?
Ethan: ...
Ethan: I knew you were gay!
Ethan: Sicko.
Ethan has left
Dillon: ...
Dillon: I AM NOT GAY!
Dillon has left
HarryP has entered
Voldemort has entered
HarryP: What the heck is this crap?
Voldemort: Must be some more teens fantasizing about me...
HarryP: Ten galleon bet?
Voldemort: You are on.
HarryP: reads above conversation
HarryP: Man, these kids are messed up.
Voldemort: thinks
Voldemort: I wonder who this Dillon is?
Voldemort: ...
Voldemort: I wonder if he'd give me his number...
HarryP: You gay sicko.
HarryP: Avada Kedavra.
HarryP has left
Voldemort has left, disappointed