Disclaimer: I do not own Sora, Riku, and Kairi. Though if I did... ;D

Sora's at home, watching TV with Riku, then the phone rings.

Sora answers it with a friendly "hello," the caller responds, "Hey, Sora. My little cousin came to the island today. You're coming with us to the zoo."

Sora replies, "Um, well, I'm somewhat busy."

Kairi ignored his response and stated, "It's at two."

Sora holds his hand over the receiver and says to Riku, "Dude, she just asked me out."

Riku scoffed, "Wow, what a whore. I mean, when I went out with her, psh, It was ridiculous. She was all like "Riku, kiss meh!" and I'm all like-"

Sora cut him off, "Yeah? Today please? She's still holding."

Riku said, "Just tell her, yeah, but that I'm coming with you."

Sora held the phone back to his ear, "Hello Kairi?"

Kairi yelled, "What! Are you coming or not?" Sora slowly replied, "Uh, sure… but Riku is coming with me."

Kairi scoffed, "Ew… I don't want that bastard to come! Ugh you-"

Sora cut her off and quickly said, "Uh so, yeah I'll talk to you later," and he hung up.

Riku laughed, "She totally wants you."

Sora looked at him disgusted, "I don't like her."

Riku laughed and stood up, "No one does! That's why we should do something!"

Sora thought for a moment, then the lightbulb went on, "Oh! AH, I get it. You mean, uh, we should…"

Riku nodded, "Exactly!"

Sora pondered, "So what do you suggest?"

Riku stated blankly, "Kill her."

Sora exclaimed, "Kill her? Don't you think that's a bit… drastic?"

Riku responded, "No, because look at it this way. No one likes her; she may be cute, but hey, she has no use."

Sora started, "Well…" Riku smirks and looks at Sora suggestively.

Sora sighed, "Fine! You talked me into it."

Riku smiled and said, "All right, this is what we do…"

2 hours later.

Riku asked, "Are you ready?

Sora looked worried, " Are you sure we should do this?"

Riku looked away, "Shh, she's here." You heard the "ding-dong" from the door.

Kairi greeted them with a smile, "Hey, you guys ready to go?

Riku smiled back, "Yep, let's go!"

They arrived at this so-called zoo; the sign read, "Welcome to the Streah Modgnik City Zoo." Riku and Sora look at each other to affirm their plans. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

As they entered, Sora said to Kairi, "Hey Kairi, let's go to Ape Boulevard."

Kairi looked away, "Well, my cousin and I wanted to go to Reptile Land."

Sora insisted, "Well, I want to show you something… interesting."

Kairi replied, "Uh well, sure. Hey Riku, watch over Nisuoc, please."

Riku gave a two-fingered salute and replied, "My pleasure. And it was nice meeting you."

Kairi looked confused, "Wha-" Sora cut her off by pulling her hand and dragging her to Ape Boulevard. They approach this cave-like wonder with this misty smell of hot ape. The room was lit dim and breezy. They approached this cave with a MASSIVE gorilla.

Sora read the sign on front of the cage, "Hey Kairi, look at this. It says… The Mountain Gorilla, one of the 3,000 left is bait for poachers. Therefore, it has become one of our endangered. It is decreasing in number. Please do not feed the gorilla, put any body part in the cage, and DO NOT say the word… Babaloo."

That being said, that smelly King Kong raged inside and started showing its huge sharp teeth and screaming.

Kairi looked disgusted, "Wow. I'd hate to be in that cage. Some can be killed. Ugh, let's get out of here; hold my purse, bitch."

Sora smirked evilly, "Oh, yes, I know… I know…"

Edited by: FuN SiZeD.