[AN-this is my first fanfic so please review!]
A harsh, cold wind whipped through my hair as I stood outside the Smash Mansion, waiting for... well, someone. As the person came into view I rushed towards them and gave them a huge hug.
"Jigglypuff, your'e five hours late!"
"Sorry!" Jigglypuff replies as she takes my hand and we walk back into the Smash Mansion to go to my room.
As we pad noiselessly up the stairs, we come across another pair, Link and Zelda. Both of them come from the kingdom of Hyrule, and Zelda is a princess of the kingdom and Link is the hero of time. It's a bit obvious that they would be a couple, as Link has saved Zelda's life multiple times.
As we reach my room, Jigglypuff squeals in delight. i forgot, my room is pink and that is Jigglypuff's favourite colour. the rest of my room is patterned with stars, warp stars, that in my world we use them for travelling. They are a little confusing at first, but when you get used to driving them it's effortless.
As Jigglypuff and I sit down on my star-shaped bed, we begin to kiss. A long, lingering kiss which expresses our love for eachother. Then we slowly procede into the more... advanced stages of intimacy, and when I wake up in the morning, we are in bed together!
"What in the name of a rainbow Kirby is that?"
"They are our children, Kirby. Look at this one, it's just like you!"
As I look down onto the faces of my three children, I can't help but feel love for them. The first looks a lot like me, but with ears like Jigglypuff, and rolling abilities too. The second is like Jigglypuff, yet it seems to have my eating abilities. The third one is a mix between us both, and it has already eaten someone... and it now has a green hat!
And we see a very angry Link standing over us, wielding his Master Sword and Hylian Shield!