"Why am I even here?" asks Dirk.
"Because Roxy invited us over." Jane replies, walking up the door steps holding the chocolate cupcakes she [proudly] made.
"I just don't see why it's so fun spinning around some bottle like 12 year-olds to see who we are going to push into a closet with for seven minutes. I should have brought over my Ouran High School Host Club DVD boxed set and we could've watched those." Dirk sighs.
"I don't want to be here either but we'd hate to bring Roxy down. Besides, I hear Jake is gonna be there." Jane nudged Dirk's elbow.
Right when Dirk was going to say something, Roxy opened the door holding an empty bottle of vodka.
"Hey guys!" she leaned over to give both a kiss on the cheek, "It's been a whale (lmao I mean while). And oh Dirky, Jake is here too. Maybe you will get him later." She winked and walked back inside leading the two over to the living room.
Dirk laughed it off but secretly his kokoro dokis for the chance that the bottle will land on Jake and for him to be locked inside a closet with him doing God knows what.
He snapped out of his thoughts when he saw the others sitting around in a circle, chattering over who should get who. Dave and the Mayor bet their money on Kanaya and Rose while Gamzee bet his pie on Tavros and himself.
Dirk sat across from Jake (next to Jane) to get a higher chance of getting paired with him.
"Everyone is here so let's get started!" Roxy yelled. "Who wants to go first?"
John raised his hand (actually just meaning to stretch his arms out).
"John!"
"Huh? Oh no, I was stretching." he exclaimed.
"Too late." Roxy pushed the bottle over to John's hands.
He shrugged and spun the bottle, everyone leaned forward wondering who will be it.
The bottle pointed towards Dave.
"Alright, let's get this over with." Dave pulled John over to the closet near-by. You could hear John telling Dave he is not a homosexual.
Good, that wasn't me. Now I need to wait for it to be my turn so I can *try* and get Jake, Dirk thought. Or what if he gets me. Would that be better?
Once the seven minutes were over, John and Dave both came back in better moods and messy hair.
"You guys must've had fun." teased Vriska.
Some people started laughing. Including Jake.
A few more turns passed. Including Gamzee and Tavros, Calliope and Caliborn (don't ask how that was possible), Nepeta and Equius, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro, and Terezi and Vriska. Finally, it was Jake's turn.
Right before he spun, he winked over at Dirk with a devilish smile on his face causing Dirk to feel a little light headed.
The bottle pointed slightly in between Jane and Dirk.