A/N: Hey everyone, it's me again! I was really bored so I came up with 50 ways to actually annoy Inuyasha! I hope you all like it! It's really funny! Oh and I just posted my first story Truly Madly Deeply so can you guys read it? You might like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
50 Ways to Annoy/Piss off Inuyasha
1. Tell him that Kagome has decided to become Koga's mate.
2. Throw a stick and tell him to fetch it.
3. Tell him you have a cut and ask him to 'lick' it better.
4. Tell him that Kagome and Hojo are "dating."
5. Ask him how old he is.
6. Tell him that Sesshomaru is sexy.
7. Play with his ears.
8. Send him to school.
9. Tell him that his kimono is sooo last year.
10. Brag about how cool demons are.
11. Slap him for loving both Kagome and Kikyo.
12. When he's about to fight back (in #11) tell him that Kagome would be so disappointed in him.
13. Get Kagome to 'sit' him.
14. Buy him a collar for his Birthday.
15. Tell him that Kagome has decided to bare Miroku's children.
16. Tell him that tonight is a full moon.
17. Take his beloved ramen away from him.
18. Tell him that Kikyo and Naraku make a good couple.
19. Take his Tetsuiga away from him.
20. Tell him that Kagome is pregnant with Koga's child.
21. Make him eat curry.
22. Tell him that Kagome is the best at cooking in the world.
23. Ask him why he doesn't wear shoes.
24. Tell him that Kagome deserves better than him.
25. Clip his nail (or claws).
26. Brush his hair.
27. Tell him that he's the biggest 'softie' you've ever met.
28. Pat his head and say "Who's the good boy."
29. Ask him why he purrs if he's a dog.
30. Bring a cat to the Feudral Era and name him 'Yash.'
31. Get Kagome drunk.
32. Tell him that Sango is in love with him.
33. Tell him that he makes a better comedian than a demon.
34. Sign him up for anger management classes.
35. Jump on his back and say "Giddy-up horsy."
36. Check to see if he has human ears.
37. Get a bunch of fan girls to chase after him.
38. Make him give his brother a hug.
39. Tell him that Ayame has decided to marry him rather then Koga.
40. Tell him that Miroku is homosexual and wants Inuyasha to bare his children.
41. Show him his baby pictures and embarrass him in front of Kagome.
42. Give him a hug.
43. When he gets hungry, give him dog food.
44. Ask him why he hasn't eaten Kirara yet.
45. Make him wear clothes from nowadays.
46. Cut his hair while he's asleep.
47. Take him to the groomer and make them put little pink bows in his hair.
48. Tell him that he drools in his sleep.
49. After he fights a demon give him a dog biscuit.
50. Poke him and sing, "I know who you like, I know who you like, I know who you like."
Well that's it folks! Please Review!
~Rainbowed-Sunned-Spirit