How Obsessed Are You?
Disclaimer- I don't own the Harry Potter characters and if I did… well I'd be JKR… however I'm not!
Summary- Think you are obsessed? Think again!
Note- No this isn't one of my stories I had in mind. I got this idea from… someone… I forgot who! I think it was Tiff… I'm not 100 percent sure! It probably was! Lol!
Note 2- http/www(dot)fuuko(dot)com/hpquiz(dot)html That is the site to a quiz and let me tell you that some of those questions are really OUT there! Lol! I got some ideas from that site.
Note 3- anything you see in BOLD is MY note!
Note 4- some HBP giveaways.
So… whatever and telephones… READ!
How Obsessed Are You?
-BOOKS-
You have read all six books.
You read them more than four times.
You read them COUNTLESS times.
You read them for book projects.
You read them for book projects even though a book project rule is not to read books that you have read before. (The teacher doesn't have to know!)
You read them for book projects even though you can't read books that have been made into movies… so you read OotP and HBP cuz they are not movies… YET! (I did that for HBP!)
You read the SS, CoS, POV and GoF anyways cuz they are NOTHING like the movies. (Close to nothing!)
You own them in more than one language. (Spanish, French… etc)
You own them in more than one language even if you don't speak/understand/read that language.
So you translate it.
And it still makes no sense!
You were at the bookstore when any of the books came out.
You stay up all night reading the book to find out what happens.
You stay up all night even if you had school/work the next day and the whole day you were really tired.
You dress up as your favorite character.
You dress up even though you are over the age of 20.
Over the age of 30.
You think that the characters are attractive. (cough-DRACO-cough!)
You have made a timeline about the events.
You read other books that are linked to Harry Potter. (Exploring Harry Potter by Elizabeth Shafer, Quidditch Through the Ages, Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them, etc…)
You think about who will die in the books and you have an explanation and then you get depressed. (my poor Draco!)
-MOVIES-
You saw all four movies.
You saw HP1 the day it came out.
You saw HP2 the day it came out.
You saw HP3 the day it came out.
You saw HP4 the day it came out.
You saw HP4 three times in two days. (I just put that in there cuz I did see HP4 three times in two days!)
You have the movies memorized.
You have the movies memorized backwards.
You have the movies memorized backwards… in Latin!
You complained that the Death Eaters kind of looked like the KKK. (I was in shock!)
You complain about the movies cuz the movies missed out big parts and didn't explain stuff well. (ex. Lupin knowing about the map in HP3)
You went hours talking about everything they left out.
You got kicked out for talking too much in the theater.
You have all the DVDs/VHSs.
You were afraid to see the movie cuz it would just screw the book up.
You saw it anyways!
-INTERNET RANDOM-
You read HP fanfics. (What are you doing now?)
You write HP fanfics. (What am I doing right now?)
You draw anything HP fan art.
You are apart of HP websites.
You own a HP website.
You visit HP sites daily.
You visit HP sites hourly.
You visit them at least five times in half an hour.
When there is a sorting hat, you try to get into a certain house even though you don't match the description. (ex- "if you found Gallons you would…" to get into Slytherin- keep it, Gryffindor- return it, etc… I picked the Slytherin one cuz that is my house!)
You are on HP mailing lists.
You are on three or more HP mailing lists.
You have a special email just for HP emails.
You started a HP mailing list.
You have a folder in your email just for HP (lol I do!)
You have an account at mugglenet. (dracosbaby07(at)mugglenet(dot)com if you wanna email me, you can!)
You take part in HP contests.
You won a HP contest.
You take part in HP chat rooms.
You started a HP chat room.
You take part in HP role-play games.
You started a HP role-play game.
You are a shipper.
You have an explanation on why you are for that shipper.
You write fanfics about that certain ship.
You find other ships that tear yours apart are stupid. (ex. Instead of Draco/Hermione, it is Ron/Hermione and Draco/Pansy… ewww… no way! If anyone is offended I'm sorry!)
-BEHAVIOR-
If you were to get pregnant/if you are pregnant you read the books to your unborn child so they can become obsessed too. (I'm so doing that!)
You have HP dreams. (Wouldn't you like to know?)
You have them at least eight times a week. (It's possible trust me… and that is without DAYdreaming!)
You own HP merchandise.
You own over ten things of merchandise.
You own over twenty things of merchandise.
You have a room in your house just for HP stuff. (I wish!)
You have HP posters in your room.
You forgot the color of your room color there are so many posters on your walls. (Getting there!)
You have HP legos.
You only have HP legos cuz it has your favorite character. (I have the Dueling Club cuz it has Draco!)
You have a HP shirt.
You wear it everyday. (Almost)
You sleep in it. (Once!)
You own TWO HP shirts. (Yup!)
You wore one over the other.
You wear them to HP events. (ex. Movies, book releases… etc.)
You have a HP calendar. (5!)
You dress up as your favorite character for Halloween and trick-or-treat.
You dress up as you favorite character for Halloween and trick-or-treat even though you are over the age of 20.
Over the age of 30.
You dress up as your favorite character to see the movies. (Some kid waiting to see HP4 dressed up as Draco… SUCH a wannabe!)
Even though you are over the age of 20.
Over the age of 30.
You plan on naming/you have named your child after your favorite character.
You name your pet after your favorite character.
You will date anyone by the name of your favorite character's actor/actress. (Dan, Tom, Rupert, Emma, Matthew, etc… ahem… Tom!)
You will date anyone that looks like your favorite character/actress/actor. (There was this guy that looks SO MUCH like Tom Felton that sits in my English in front of me and it bothers the crap out of me and I also grew up with the guy!)
You DON'T date anyone if they look/share the name of your least favorite character/actor/actress. (ex- Peter, Tom (meaning Voldemort), etc… Tom can go either way!)
You hate anyone that likes your favorite character/actor/actress. (YEP!)
You like people more cuz they DON'T like your favorite character/actor/actress. (Yea that too!)
You are against schools/classrooms that ban HP. (I would be PISSED!)
You wrote to JKR.
You wrote an upsetting letter to JKR.
You wrote an upsetting letter to JKR about HBP. (Yea lets be specific! I did but I didn't send it!)
She answered you.
You stalk JKR.
You stalk your favorite actor/actress.
You stalk anyone that looks like your favorite actor/actress.
You give people nicknames of your favorite character/actor/actress cuz their real name reminds you of someone you really hate. (Kiki…)
You buy HP stuff on e-bay.
You relate HP to other movies/TV shows.
You relate HP to real life.
You relate HP to EVERY LIVING THING! (GUILTY!)
Your favorite house colors are your favorite colors. (SLYTHERIN ALL THE WAY!)
You buy clothes that have those colors put together. (I bought a black and green sweater cuz it is Slytherin colors. I'm wearing it now too!)
You buy clothes that have those colors put together even though it looks horrible on you.
You buy ANYTHING that has those colors.
You watch any movies that have HP actors/actresses in them. (ex- Hook- Maggie Smith (McGonnagall), Nanny McPhee- Emma Thompson (Trelawney), Anna and the King- Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy), David Copperfeild- Dan Radcliffe (Harry Potter), Robin Hood Prince of Thieves- Alan Rickman (Snape), etc…)
You watch any movies that have HP actors/actresses in them even if that actor/actress has a small part in HP. (ex- Shrek 2- John Cleese (Nearly Headless Nick), The 10th Kingdom- Warrick Davis (Flitwick)…good movie too!)
They are your favorite movies, along with HP.
Movies that your favorite actor/actress stars in are your favorite too.
Movies that your favorite actor/actress stars in are you favorite too, even though you never saw the movie! (I never saw Second Sight but it is my favorite cuz Tom Felton plays in it!)
You search for anything related to HP to read while you wait longingly for the next HP book. (and we have ONE LEFT!)
You PRAY to JKR that there will be more HP books after book seven. (but there won't –sad-)
Your biggest worry is JKR dying and we never get the seventh book. (I worry about it every day! We should lock her in a big room with padded walls and nothing else except food and paper and lots and lots of pencils!)
You have ideas on what will happen in book 7.
You have explanations on your ideas.
You really hate your ideas that you came up with but still believe that it will happen. (I think that Draco will die cuz it wasn't HIM that killed Dumbledore… it was SNAPE who did!)
You know the birthdays of the characters.
You celebrate the birthdays. (June 5th is the best day!)
You know the birthdays of the actors/actresses.
You celebrate the birthdays. (September 22nd is the best-est-est-est-est-est day!)
You know the age of EVERY character at this VERY moment! (Harry is 25 right now as I write this! Not the actor (Dan), the character. July 31, 1980 is his birthday… Draco's is June 5, 1980.)
You get upset with the movies cuz Dan's eyes are blue not green like Harry's.
When you read the books over and over you skip some parts cuz they bore you a bit. (Harry and his yelling… he needs to chill out!)
When you read the books you make a game out of it. (I'm not telling you mine cuz that is just for my entertainment… and Kiki's.)
You re-write the HP books adding your game to the book. (I'm in the middle of year 3)
People find you psychotically crazy cuz you are SO obsessed. (They find it pointless too!)
You annoy friends and family member (maybe strangers) cuz you are so obsessed. (Yea and then they get mad… and scared.)
People talk about how obsessed you are. (They must be bored out of their MINDS! But I love being the center of their attention!)
You convinced yourself that even though you are TOTALLY obsessed, you are just not obsessed enough! (Yea… that's me!)
-RANDOM WEIRDNESS- (my category!)
You find out the dates of when you would be able to date someone at Hogwarts.
You think Hogwarts and the Harry Potter world exists. (I actually do!)
People have suggested seeing a therapist. (No I suggested it to myself!)
You're favorite teacher is Lupin.
You hate Snape and hope he dies a painful death.
You hate Snape and hope he dies a painful death cuz he killed Dumbledore.
Watching any HP4 movies you practically attack the screen cuz your least favorite character appeared. (In HP4 (all three times I saw it) when Snape came on I would point at him, pretend to twist his neck, snap it in half, gouge his eyes out and then stab him! Hehe! It annoyed the crap out of Kiki!)
You start bouncing in your seat with excitement when your favorite character appears. (I sighed and dropped my head on Kiki's shoulder when Draco came on in CoS, and then bounced in my seat with excitement when he came on in HP4.)
You look for the Leaky Cauldron.
You look for the Leaky Cauldron even though you don't live in London.
Even though you don't live in England.
Even though you don't live in Europe.
You look for the Platform 9 ¾ for the Hogwarts Express.
You look for the Platform 9 ¾ for the Hogwarts Express even though you don't live in London.
Even though you don't live in England.
Even though you don't live in Europe.
Every time you see a black dog you think it is Sirius.
Every time you see a brown rat you think of Peter.
Every time you see a snowy owl you think of Hedwig.
Every time you see a cat you think it is McGonagall.
You stop squishing bumblebee's cuz you think that Dumbledore has been through even pain and torture.
You love Potions and it is your favorite class.
You hate Potions cuz of Snape.
You hate Pansy Parkinson cuz she hangs on Draco too much and she needs to back away from Freya's man! (LOL… yea… that's me!)
You start reading tealeaves.
You have a stick and call it a wand.
You put together your own Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson.
You try doing spells and try to get them to work. (Well… when you reach the 'over the top of obsession' stage (like me) then… yea you will start doing that!)
You want a Weasley sweater.
You think about Hermione's time turner in PoA a lot.
You found an hourglass and made a necklace out of it and call it your Time Turner.
You plan to visit all the locations that HP takes place in and where they film the movies.
You played a HP game.
You kicked everyone's butt! (I played HP Scene-It when I was babysitting and I don't even know why the kids wanted to play it cuz they knew I was going to win… and I did!)
You want to jump into any conversation that has to do with Harry Potter.
You want to jump into any conversation that has to do with Harry Potter no matter how much you hate the people that are talking about it.
You want to correct people that talk about HP wrongly.
They hate you now.
You can talk about Harry Potter for hours.
For days.
For months.
You stole a HP poster from a store and now stands proudly in your room.
You are appalled at anyone that doesn't know a thing about HP.
You learned to play an interment just to learn the HP theme song.
You play it every day.
It is your favorite song.
You hum it in school.
You hum it when taking a test.
You hum it everywhere you go.
Your desktop has a HP picture on it.
Your desktop is a picture of your favorite character/actor/actress.
When you turn your computer off, you kiss it! (hehe! I do! I do!)
People look at your weird when you do that! (Yea they do.)
You want PJs like Ron.
The "voices in your head" are HP characters. (Draco is in my head! And Hermione! And Crookshanks!)
You are proud to be a Harry Potter Freak!
You are proud to be a Harry Potter Freak no matter what people think of you.
You are proud to be a Harry Potter Freak no matter what people think of you and you have no friends because of it.
You will continue to be a HPF until the day you die!
Think you are obsessed? That's what I thought! Lol! I'm like all of these! Expect the "over the age of 20/30" cuz I'm only 17. Keep checking back, I may add some new ones every now and then!
This is 11 pages on a word document.
That quiz says I'm 89 percent obsessed with HP. I beg to differ! I'm WAY obsessed! Or just not enough!
Review and tell me what you think! Thanks!
Freya/dracosbaby07