DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO FRUITS BASKET!

"I watched as the lavender haired Prince Charming walked through the front door of a particularly wonderful house with an exceptionally handsome dark brown haired man awaited for him to-"

"To kick him in the face." Yuki finished for Shigure. "What the hell is your sudden fascination with narrating people Shigu? Its getting annoying and quite frankly, something a serial killer would do while stalking teenagers." He lifted one purple eyebrow and shook his head disapprovingly.

"You really need a life."

"Me? I have a life!" Shigure argued back.

"Sitting at home all day while writing pervy books isn't having a life."

"Yeah, whatever. Call it what you will. You're just jealous you'll never be as famous as I am." He taunted back.

"If that was the problem, I would have been home almost an hour earlier, except, oh wait! I'm about a thousand times more popular than you. I have to run home every day dodging groups of girls. And the whole 'let them hug you and you turn into a freak' thing doesn't exactly help." Yuki stated while throwing his heavy backpack to the floor.

"Hey. You break the floor, and you're paying for it. Keeping up after you and Kyo is too much damn work." Shigure looked down into his thin, paperless wallet and sniffled. "And it's killing my wallet!" he said while opening it up for emphasis.

"Then tell the damn baka neko to stop trying to fight me. He's never gonna win anyway. All he's doing is breaking all your shit." He said truthfully, then scanned the room. "Speaking of the idiot, when's the last time you saw him? It's about time for his weekly ass-kicking."

"Yuki! He's your cousin!"

"Yeah, and I'm related to all of you how?" he said, looking skeptical. "Everyone always says you, Kyo, Hatsu, and everyone else are all my cousin, and vice versa, by my uncles and aunts aren't related to any of you guys. That's a buncha bullshit. If we're related, there's no proof." He started going through his backpack looking for his cell phone. A small box fell out to the floor with a 'thump'.

"Yuki? What this?" the brunette asked, now holding the object.

"What's what?" he started before turning around, then continued with a nervous look in his eyes. "Oh…. That's um… nothing. Just give it back."

"Looks like a box of cards." He said as he waved it around, then wrinkled his nose as a smell hit him. "Wait a minute. What the hell is in here?" as he opened it up and a small bag of dark green came into vision. Then turning to Yuki with a surprised look "is this weed?" then got up. "Holy shit Yuki! Are you seriously smoking weed? I thought you were the genius kid in the family? Where the hell did you even get this!"

"Why do you care? I mean really. Of all the things going on in my life, you freak out about the weed?" then before snatching the box from Shigure "my weed, not yours. Stop worrying about it. Its not like you even noticed it before."

"I care because I'm supposed to be your guardian, so I'm responsible for taking care of you." Then added "how long have you been doing weed?"

"Not that long. I was doing other things before that. Remember that one time I started freaking out and acting weird?" then continued after a nod and understanding look from Shigure "I was on acid." And smiled mischievously. Then, watching the surprised look on his face decided to rub it in. "told ya you never noticed before."

"Why the hell are you doing drugs?" Shigure yelled at him.

"You wouldn't understand." He said as his violet eyes fell to the floor in a way that looked almost… guilty. "If you were having the same thoughts I am, you'd be on drugs too."

"What could possibly be so horrible to make you turn to that?"

"If I tell you, you'll just laugh. I know you will. That's why I haven't told anyone. Besides, Kyo would die laughing if he knew." Then considered and shivered. "Yep. He'd definitely never let me live it down. Neither would you."

"What is it? Just tell me already. It can't be that bad. I mean really, I'm not making fun of you for being a virgin, and that's funny to me."

"Shigu…" he started. "I'm not a virgin."

"Oh? Is that the secret? Oh no! You had sex with an ugly girl! That's what you're afraid to tell us!"

"No! That's not it. Trust me, if it were that simple, id tell you."

"Then what is it! As your legal guardian, I order you to tell me!" Shigure tried.

"That just makes things worse. If I tell you, you're just going to-"

"Going to what? Disown you? Didn't your parents already kind of do that? Why would you be afraid of that anymore?"

"Cause I don't wanna be on my own. All alone. I'm confused enough. I don't need to add that to the list."

"Just tell me dammit!" he said frustratedly.

"Fine. But you have to swear on your, well actually, my, life not to tell anyone, especially Kyo. Cus if you do, ill make sure no one has the time to make fun of me. Ill kill myself."

"God. So serious. Fine. I swear on your life. Now just tell me. You don't have to be so damn dramatic."

"Fine. Ill tell you." He sighed and took a long deep breath, then slowly said "well…. The secret is…. That…. I'm…." he kept glancing from the floor, back to Shigure's eyes, and back down at the floor again. "Gay."

Shigure tilted his head to the side and said "okay, if you're not going to tell me, don't just make something up instead."

"I'm not making it up. I even told you that I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with guys."

"Impossible. Try telling Kyo that. He'd die by choking to death on his own lungs from laughing too hard."

"That's why I told you NOT TO TELL KYO! You think I'm kidding and I'm not! What more fucking proof do you want?" he screamed out at Shigure.

Still thinking he was joking, Shigure decided. "Make out with a guy in front of me, and ill believe it."

"Here, ill make it easier for you to believe." Yuki said before stepping closer to Shigure. He then laced fingers with both his hands.

"And holding my hand proves what exactly?"

"Don't worry. You'll see." He then smirked.

Now feeling nervous, he said "why does that smile make me feel like something bad is going to hap-"and was interrupted by Yuki harshly pressing his lips to his own. "Yuki! What are you doi-"

"No talking. I have a point to prove." He practically moaned.

Then once again pressed his lips to Shigure's, though lighter this time. He put one foot behind Shigure's and made him walk backwards, tripping over and landing on the ground with Yuki on top. He slipped his tongue into his mouth and moved his body more on top of Shigu, now laying crotch-to-crotch. He tangled his hands in Shigure's soft brown hair and grinded his body on him, realizing he was extremely enjoying it himself. He also started to realize that he wasn't feeling any resistance from Shigure. His body now fully realizing what it wanted, Shigure flipped them around and was now on top, but making no efforts to stop what was going on. They sat there for a bit, nothing more than a tangled mess of hair, with hands and mouths touching everywhere. Shigure then slid his hand down to the front of Yuki's jeans, gaining appreciative soft moans from him as he did so and started to gently squeeze. Shigure then changed position and started grinding harder onto Yuki.

"Oh god. Stop teasing me already!" Yuki breathed, then whimpered "you know its starting to hurt." As they both glanced down at the bulges in their pants.

Shigure then decided as he looked into Yuki's bright eyes "ill try to make sure it doesn't hurt." He then started to unbutton his own pants as Yuki slapped his hand away and did it himself. He did the same to his own. Then as their pants both slid to the floor, and their underwear with it, Yuki's face turned a bright, almost neon pink color as he saw Shigure laying naked on top of him. He heard a slight chuckle from him, then watched as he himself turned a pinkish color as he glanced down at the naked teenager underneath him. They both breathed heavily and prepared for what was to come. Shigure then lifted Yuki's legs up around him and placed himself at his entrance. They both felt a surge of relief as he slowly slid himself inside of Yuki. Even though Yuki could feel the pain too, he didn't care. This was his price to pay for being with Shigure. He was much thicker and longer than the guys Yuki was used to being with. After a few thrusts, Shigure heard a loud moan escape from Yuki's lips that told him where to direct his focus. He slowly pulled out, gaining a protesting groan from his partner, then quickly thrust in again. Yuki then wrapped his legs around him tighter and buried his face into the brunettes shoulder, attempting not to make too many sounds, or show any signs of weakness. After more thrusts, Yuki practically screamed out "god! Harder! Harder!" then got quiet after the realization that he had broken his silence, but not before giving Shigure a new goal, to make Yuki scream out again. Yuki then bit down lightly on his neck, trying to prevent another outburst. Shigure realized he was being stubborn and started to thrust harder, and began to pump him too. He felt as his hole squeezed tighter around him, increasing the pleasure. Then, wrapping his hand around and rubbing tightly the head of Yuki's penis, he thrust in one last time and got the second scream from Yuki that he was waiting for. Yuki spilled out, some getting onto the floor, but most on Shigure's stomach. He then himself came inside of Yuki and flipped over to let the lavender teen lay on top of him. They both layed there for a few minutes, panting, out of breath, and covered with a thin layer of sweat, until Shigure broke the silence.

"And you thought I would freak out." They both looked into each others eyes and burst into fits of laughter. This wasn't the ending either of them had been expecting.

Author's Note: this is NOT, I repeat, NOT a one shot! It feels like it, but its not. There will be plenty more chapters (if someone, at least one person, messages me and comments on the story!) trust me, almost all the characters will get their chance with Yun-Yun. *smiles mischievously* :]